Song Parodies -> I Am a Hypochondriac at Christmas
| Original Song Title: | "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas" |
| Original Performer: | Gayla Peevey |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Am a Hypochondriac at Christmas" |
| Parody Written by: | Rick Duncan |
I am a hypochondriac at Christmas
I am a hypochondriac in pain
Don't want a pill, no plaster caster sling
I am a hypochondriac so I'd like to complain
I am a hypochondriac at Christmas
I don't think menopause is fine, do you?
I think that I am coming down with the flu
Just bring me several doctors
That's the thing that you must do
I can see me now on Christmas moaning
Tryin' to see who cares
Oh my back and my poor thighs
Won't you listen to my cries?
I see St. Peter waving standing there
I am a hypochondriac at Christmas
Only a hypochondriac just fakes
No patient files, no why-not-psychosis?
I'm only like hypochondriacs-Sis
And hypochondriacs have lots of aches
Nurse says this hypo will fix me up, but then,
Doctor said "Placebo" and I know what that means!
There's lots of awful germs in my two-room guest house
They breed in there and fill the air, and make it a pest house
I can see me now on Christmas moaning
Tryin' to see who cares
Oh my back and my poor thighs
Won't you listen to my cries?
I see St. Peter waving standing there
I am a hypochondriac at Christmas
Only a hypochondriac just fakes
No patient files, no why-not-psychosis?
I'm only like hypochondriacs-Sis
And hypochondriacs have lots of aches
I am a hypochondriac in pain
Don't want a pill, no plaster caster sling
I am a hypochondriac so I'd like to complain
I am a hypochondriac at Christmas
I don't think menopause is fine, do you?
I think that I am coming down with the flu
Just bring me several doctors
That's the thing that you must do
I can see me now on Christmas moaning
Tryin' to see who cares
Oh my back and my poor thighs
Won't you listen to my cries?
I see St. Peter waving standing there
I am a hypochondriac at Christmas
Only a hypochondriac just fakes
No patient files, no why-not-psychosis?
I'm only like hypochondriacs-Sis
And hypochondriacs have lots of aches
Nurse says this hypo will fix me up, but then,
Doctor said "Placebo" and I know what that means!
There's lots of awful germs in my two-room guest house
They breed in there and fill the air, and make it a pest house
I can see me now on Christmas moaning
Tryin' to see who cares
Oh my back and my poor thighs
Won't you listen to my cries?
I see St. Peter waving standing there
I am a hypochondriac at Christmas
Only a hypochondriac just fakes
No patient files, no why-not-psychosis?
I'm only like hypochondriacs-Sis
And hypochondriacs have lots of aches
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Awesome,555
That hypochondriac gave me a heart attack! 555
Great job, this is the kind of hypo I can relate to
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