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Song Parodies -> "I Am a Hypochondriac at Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas"

Original Performer:

Gayla Peevey

Parody Song Title:

"I Am a Hypochondriac at Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

I am a hypochondriac at Christmas
I am a hypochondriac in pain
Don't want a pill, no plaster caster sling
I am a hypochondriac so I'd like to complain

I am a hypochondriac at Christmas
I don't think menopause is fine, do you?
I think that I am coming down with the flu
Just bring me several doctors
That's the thing that you must do

I can see me now on Christmas moaning
Tryin' to see who cares
Oh my back and my poor thighs
Won't you listen to my cries?
I see St. Peter waving standing there

I am a hypochondriac at Christmas
Only a hypochondriac just fakes
No patient files, no why-not-psychosis?
I'm only like hypochondriacs-Sis
And hypochondriacs have lots of aches

Nurse says this hypo will fix me up, but then,
Doctor said "Placebo" and I know what that means!

There's lots of awful germs in my two-room guest house
They breed in there and fill the air, and make it a pest house
I can see me now on Christmas moaning
Tryin' to see who cares
Oh my back and my poor thighs
Won't you listen to my cries?
I see St. Peter waving standing there

I am a hypochondriac at Christmas
Only a hypochondriac just fakes
No patient files, no why-not-psychosis?
I'm only like hypochondriacs-Sis
And hypochondriacs have lots of aches

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Jack Wilson - December 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Awesome,555
Yoidy - December 20, 2006 - Report this comment
That hypochondriac gave me a heart attack! 555
Matthias - December 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Great job, this is the kind of hypo I can relate to
TAMAA BIRD 1000 VOICES - November 18, 2018 - Report this comment
And think you are nuts let me cal for some Squirrels

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