-> "That Crooked Thief"
Original Song Title:
"This Diamond Ring"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"That Crooked Thief"
The Lyrics
you want to find That Crooked Thief?
he took off just last weekend, now after we had a beef
That Crooked Thief Doesn't Work For Me Anymore
And That Crooked Thief's Likely Robbing A Corner Store
so if you've got some things you'd like to lose
let him steal from you
he stole my bottled wine, my wheel of brie
he stole my baby blue curtains and all my cutlery
That Crooked Thief Left Me Feeling Pitiful
And That Crooked Thief Means Bad Dreams That Are Coming True
he'd steal our eyes if we did not have eyelids
if there's value, hide it!
That Crooked Thief Left Me Feeling Pitiful
And That Crooked Thief Means Bad Dreams That
Are Coming True
he'd steal our eyes if we did not have eyelids
if there's value, hide it!
That Crooked Thief Doesn't Work For Me Anymore
And That Crooked Thief's Likely Robbing A Corner Store
so if you've got some ugly stuff to lose
let him steal from you
That Crooked Thief Doesn't Work For Me Anymore
And That Crooked Thief's Likely Robbing A Corner Store
so if you've got some stuff to dump... (fade out.)
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