Song Parodies -> I am Addicted to Smack
| Original Song Title: | "Let's Make The Water Turn Black" |
| Original Performer: | Frank Zapa |
| Parody Song Title: | "I am Addicted to Smack" |
| Parody Written by: | Floyd's Garage |
Now believe me when I tell you that my life is really screwed
Don't know anyone who's done more drugs than me
I like to shoot my heroine and feel the needle flow
And all I wear is rags, cause I have no dough
Early in the morning when I should go to work
I am shooting up, I never get enough
And I have dealer who will sell me stuff straight from Peru
He gets the stuff delivered on Wednesday!
Gagging & shaking & puking through the day
(I am stealing money to shoot up another day!)
And all the while by myself in the bed:
I'm coming down and I am in dismay!
I am rolling pennies 'cause I need a new balloon
(I saw a new spoon: I will steal it soon)
I don't marijuana, LSD, shrooms or crack
I am addicted to smack
I am always living in a world of their own
(to some it might seem crazy what I do...)
My girlfriends come over and party every night
(I wouldn't sleep with them if I was you)
Bleeding & barfing & pooping through the day
(I am pawning jewelry to shoot up another day!)
And all the while by myself in my head
I think I could die now anyday!
I am on the toilet now & I have got the chills
Oh! how it burns, there's blood now in my urine
Color flashing, head is crashing, I will never be clean!
Saddest sight that you ever seen
Brother can you spare me some green?
I'm gonna die on this latrine!
Don't know anyone who's done more drugs than me
I like to shoot my heroine and feel the needle flow
And all I wear is rags, cause I have no dough
Early in the morning when I should go to work
I am shooting up, I never get enough
And I have dealer who will sell me stuff straight from Peru
He gets the stuff delivered on Wednesday!
Gagging & shaking & puking through the day
(I am stealing money to shoot up another day!)
And all the while by myself in the bed:
I'm coming down and I am in dismay!
I am rolling pennies 'cause I need a new balloon
(I saw a new spoon: I will steal it soon)
I don't marijuana, LSD, shrooms or crack
I am addicted to smack
I am always living in a world of their own
(to some it might seem crazy what I do...)
My girlfriends come over and party every night
(I wouldn't sleep with them if I was you)
Bleeding & barfing & pooping through the day
(I am pawning jewelry to shoot up another day!)
And all the while by myself in my head
I think I could die now anyday!
I am on the toilet now & I have got the chills
Oh! how it burns, there's blood now in my urine
Color flashing, head is crashing, I will never be clean!
Saddest sight that you ever seen
Brother can you spare me some green?
I'm gonna die on this latrine!
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Good one Floyd G. Hope you get a chance to check out my Smack song called "Orgy on Smack".
Hehe... I first read this as "Addicted to Schmack," and was excited to see a fellow Mudder around. Oh well, good job anyway.
The timing is like 99% right on. Great job!
5-5-5!! Keep up the good work with the Zappa tunes.
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