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Song Parodies -> "I am Addicted to Smack"

Original Song Title:

"Let's Make The Water Turn Black"

Original Performer:

Frank Zapa

Parody Song Title:

"I am Addicted to Smack"

Parody Written by:

Floyd's Garage

The Lyrics

Now believe me when I tell you that my life is really screwed
Don't know anyone who's done more drugs than me
I like to shoot my heroine and feel the needle flow
And all I wear is rags, cause I have no dough

Early in the morning when I should go to work
I am shooting up, I never get enough
And I have dealer who will sell me stuff straight from Peru
He gets the stuff delivered on Wednesday!

Gagging & shaking & puking through the day
(I am stealing money to shoot up another day!)
And all the while by myself in the bed:
I'm coming down and I am in dismay!

I am rolling pennies 'cause I need a new balloon
(I saw a new spoon: I will steal it soon)
I don't marijuana, LSD, shrooms or crack
I am addicted to smack

I am always living in a world of their own
(to some it might seem crazy what I do...)
My girlfriends come over and party every night
(I wouldn't sleep with them if I was you)

Bleeding & barfing & pooping through the day
(I am pawning jewelry to shoot up another day!)
And all the while by myself in my head
I think I could die now anyday!

I am on the toilet now & I have got the chills
Oh! how it burns, there's blood now in my urine
Color flashing, head is crashing, I will never be clean!

Saddest sight that you ever seen
Brother can you spare me some green?
I'm gonna die on this latrine!

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Adam Zen B - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Good one Floyd G. Hope you get a chance to check out my Smack song called "Orgy on Smack".
neminem - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Hehe... I first read this as "Addicted to Schmack," and was excited to see a fellow Mudder around. Oh well, good job anyway.
FZ - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment
The timing is like 99% right on. Great job!
Jude Rodamer - December 25, 2003 - Report this comment
5-5-5!! Keep up the good work with the Zappa tunes.

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