-> "I am Addicted to Smack"
Original Song Title:
"Let's Make The Water Turn Black"
Parody Song Title:
"I am Addicted to Smack"
Now believe me when I tell you that my life is really screwed
Don't know anyone who's done more drugs than me
I like to shoot my heroine and feel the needle flow
And all I wear is rags, cause I have no dough
Early in the morning when I should go to work
I am shooting up, I never get enough
And I have dealer who will sell me stuff straight from Peru
He gets the stuff delivered on Wednesday!
Gagging & shaking & puking through the day
(I am stealing money to shoot up another day!)
And all the while by myself in the bed:
I'm coming down and I am in dismay!
I am rolling pennies 'cause I need a new balloon
(I saw a new spoon: I will steal it soon)
I don't marijuana, LSD, shrooms or crack
I am addicted to smack
I am always living in a world of their own
(to some it might seem crazy what I do...)
My girlfriends come over and party every night
(I wouldn't sleep with them if I was you)
Bleeding & barfing & pooping through the day
(I am pawning jewelry to shoot up another day!)
And all the while by myself in my head
I think I could die now anyday!
I am on the toilet now & I have got the chills
Oh! how it burns, there's blood now in my urine
Color flashing, head is crashing, I will never be clean!
Saddest sight that you ever seen
Brother can you spare me some green?
I'm gonna die on this latrine!
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