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Song Parodies -> "Something Loop-ed"

Original Song Title:

"Something Stupid"

Original Performer:

Frank & Nancy Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Something Loop-ed"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

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Remember back age five
A-fumbling with those corded lines
Fingers mis-leading they be
Just couldn’t grasp that shoelace dance
And always stand askance
And walk a-stumbling, you see

Then sewing cards were plopped into
My awkward little hands
And soon were crinkled too
And yarn I always snarl it all
'Cus plying something loop-ed
Always e-ludes

You could see it in my eyes
That I despised those knots I tried
But erred to tie, badge, for
They kicked me out of Scouts, it’s true
I think I’ll sue
It’s F. Lee Bailey I’ll opt for

I practiced macrame
Entwined those threaded lines astray
And gave new meaning to 'fused’
I muddle 'way Cat’s Crad-
-le too, untidy mess made
As I’m so prone to do

This time I tried
To crochet but to stitch
Is just a bitch
My efforts bite, thank you...
Embroidery, I spoiled it all
Displaying something loop-ed
Always askew

That bondage night
Your tackle turned so red
I scarred your head
With over-tight lasso
I always do en-coil it all
'Cus plying something loop-ed
Always e-ludes
(Loops undo. Velcro? Glue!)

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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John Barry - April 10, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm fit to be tied.
alvin - April 10, 2007 - Report this comment
flat out charming....
PMS - April 11, 2007 - Report this comment
How could I knot vote fives?
mandamoo - April 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Better than being loop-y !

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