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Song Parodies -> "Can't Get Those Guys Off You"

Original Song Title:

"Can't Take My Eyes Off You"

Original Performer:

Franki Valli

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Get Those Guys Off You"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

I don't mind being second fiddle, but this is ridiculous.....
You're a big slut, yes it's true
Can't get those guys off of you
I counted seven one time
I had to wait there in line
There was a film being made
And that's why I had to wade
Right past a camera crew
To get those guys off of you

Oh while I'm so missing you
Another man's kissing you
I see his face down below
In places I'd never go
And if you really loved me
You wouldn't charge me a fee
There's nothing I wouldn't do
To get those guys off of you

I love you baby
But you're a little loose
I think that maybe
I've been a bit obtuse
I thought you loved me
Only me when I paid

Oh, sleazy baby
You are my life's delight
I need you baby
To tell your pimp goodnight
And let me love without
All those boom mikes

You're just so good to me now
You've gave me your solemn vow
You won't do men any more
Now when I open that door
I see your girlfriends out there
All dressed in hot underwear
You like the girls that I do
I got those guys off of you

I love you baby
But come on let me in
I want some baby
You know how long it's been
I need a crowbar
To get you girls apart

Oh, lovely babies
I'd like to get a share
Oh, selfish babies
There's room for me in there
For me to love you
It's cold out here
New song Johnnie D and I wrote together because of this site. http://www.soundclick.com/bands/3/radandmadmusic.htm

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Guy - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I think I saw this movie once. Fine work Rick.
mac195 - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny!
Johnny D - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody's stretching the censorship-condom deliciously close to the breaking-point...no receptacle-end on this one...if this keeps up, we'll all be writing bareback again, YEE-HAW!! 5's
Paul Robinson - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick D - Juicy!! Sounds like this girl has taken more poles than Mervin Field (FYI for non-political types, the "Field Poll" does a substantial amount of political polling, at least here in California). The site's running a little slow now on for me (could be the Pacific Internet connection or this PC) so I'm going to sign off a bit and come back later. OH...555 of course. One more "OH" "second fiddle"? This guy almost was left out of the band completely. OH yeah, this one reminds me quite a bit of one of the songs on the CD you gave me. I'm gonna listen to it again a little later today. Are those songs available to other folks on your "RAD & MAD" Web Site? Looking forward to Thursday night again.
Stray Pooch - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Forget about that guy! What about that poor woman? Seems like she gets one problem licked and then another one pops up! And now she has to deal with the ladies as well!! Not that there's anything wrong with that. It's like I always say. If two guys wanna make it, as long as I don't have to watch it's none of my business. And if two girls want to make it, as long as they let me take polaroids . . .:D 555.
Jack Wilson - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job!
Paul Robinson - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Stray, well put...can I get some copies of your polaroid shots?
Mari D - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Speaking of stretching the censorship condom -- it looks like "My Boy's Lolipop" got the axe. Did anyone see it? It wasn't subtle...
Stray Pooch - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I did see "My Boy's Lollipop." I don't generally do "sex" parodies, though I do not object to them. I guess my latest is the closest I have come. But I do confess that the standard seems rather arbitrary. I suppose the difficulty is the volume of parodies submitted each day. Perhaps someone pointed out that parody to Chucky and he deleted it. Maybe others that get close to the line slide by unless someone objects.
John Jenkins - January 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent parody, but be prepared for a call from the conjugation police for "you've gave me."

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