-> "Working To Pay Back The Zoo"
Original Song Title:
"Working My Way Back To You"
Parody Song Title:
"Working To Pay Back The Zoo"
The Lyrics
Working to pay back the zoo, babe
Got a shovel, but no pride
Yeah, since that fateful day at the zoo, babe
All my freedom's been denied
On my mind it'll weigh
The scene I replay:
We saw that monkey in a tree
You laughed, he threw his poop at me
It's not that I was really mad at you
But I still kicked with my high heel shoe
And I don't know how
But I missed my target--an endangered primate I slew
I went one way--you're a quick guy
You dodged when I let my stiletto fly
Now I'm working to pay back the zoo, babe
For the trauma I applied
Was to my dismay at the zoo, babe
Couldn't help that it just died
But now I have to pay
Rakin' up the hay
When I'm done it won't be goodbye
Hippo tank needs to be cleaned inside
To my chagrin a mon-key fatality
Made a dung sweepin' girl of me
And it's been so long
They told me I've still got thirteen hundred hours to go
Now there's a crowd--looking in
I'm lancing a rhino's boil with a pin
'Cause I'm working to pay back the zoo, babe
Gotta bathe the lion pride
Spend every free day at the zoo, babe
And my backache's bona fide
Now I smell like decay
And elephant spray
Yeah yeah yeah
Working to pay back the zoo, babe
It's a service I provide
Oh, I'll never pay back the zoo, babe
'Cause my will to live is fried
Working to pay back the zoo, babe...
(fade to end)
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