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Song Parodies -> "I'll Beat Your Ass Black And Blue"

Original Song Title:

"You're Just Too Good To Be True"

Original Performer:

Frankie Valli

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Beat Your Ass Black And Blue"

Parody Written by:

Charley Tuna

The Lyrics

For all you nerds,sing this when some jock disrupts your Yu-gi-oh party....
There's just one thing left to do
I'll beat your ass black and blue
without reason or rhyme
I'm gonna take my sweet goddam time
you fags are making me mad
I'm gonna kick your asses so bad
It 's the best thing i can do
'I'll beat the shit out of you

Pardon me if I swear
I'll make you eat your underwear
you're gonna cry like a child
Oh yes i'm gonna go hog wild
my fists, they will pulverize
your face no one wil recognize
don't pass out 'til I'm through
making a bitch out of you

Cry like a baby the blood comes flowing out
cry like a baby,from your nose a spout
I don't mean maybe,trust in me when I say
I'll kick your ass bad,I'll do it here or there
Like Doctor Seuss I will pound you anywhere
gonna pound you senseless
'til you are defenseless.... I'll beat your ass black and blue....

God I feel so much better....

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Ann Hammond - September 13, 2006 - Report this comment
You have a RIGHT to swear so do it if you need to. The original song does suck.
Stove - September 13, 2006 - Report this comment
YOU FREAKING SUCK! GET A LIFE YOU DAMNED FISH!!!!! GO FRY YOURSELF!!!!
Kristof Robertson - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Charley: two things:
1) The name of the OS is "Can't Keep My Eyes Off Of You"
2) While comedy violence in parodies can be fun, this is just too relentlessly angry and vicious to appeal. Sorry....

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