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Song Parodies -> "I'm Gordon Ramsey - "F**k You""

Original Song Title:

"You're just too good to be true"

Original Performer:

Frankie Valli

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Gordon Ramsey - "F**k You""

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Chef Ramsey's travelling around the country, visiting failing restaurants, trying to turn them around. His swearing (especially the F word) is as famous as his food. Tourette Syndrome includes uncontrollable tics, utterances, explosive swearing etc.
I’m Gordon Ramsey. “F**k you.”

The restaurant pans into view,
A muttered, “f**k me, screw you”.
This one’ll need more than luck,
The owners almost bankrupt.
The man who made all the pies,
Ran off when Gordon arrived.
His Anglo-Saxon is blue.
His favourite phase is “f**k you”.

“Show me your signature dish.
You must be taking the piss.
This meat is so under cooked.
This size of menu - you’re f**ked.
Your kitchen is a disgrace.
I’m gonna scream in your face.
You must be having a laugh,
Need to get rid of some staff”.


He’s loved by ladies, up to his spiked highlights.
His steely blue eyes, enhanced by his chef-whites.
He runs to keep fit. Marathons every day.

He makes good food, babe, he’s been awarded stars.
You mess with Gordon, you’ll end up on your arse.
He only, shoves you, baby, when he loves yooooooo.

His passion tends to upset.
Can’t help it, he’s got ‘Tourettes’.
“Why don’t you use smaller plates?
It’s business – not personal mate.”
Ever since Gordon arrived,
the business started to thrive.
“No bullshit – I’ll pull you through.
I’m Gordon Ramsey – f**k you.”

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 7

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alvin - August 29, 2008 - Report this comment
this is absolutely hilarious and spot on true...the guy can't make a complete sentence without swearing...bravo !
Ann Hammond - August 29, 2008 - Report this comment
B4p - August 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you
2Eagle - August 29, 2008 - Report this comment
I saw him on the Tonight show last night so I had to read this. Good one.
Christie Marie M - August 30, 2008 - Report this comment
What a hilarious parody! LMFAO!!! Gordon Ramsay is crazy in Hell's Kitchen, the way he curses at his fellow chef's! But I still dig crazy Ramsay! I like him but I never want to work for him! Straight 5's all the way!!!
PMS - August 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Dishing out three fives for you
B4p - August 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks for all the support. I'm not into cussing and swearing so I wasn't sure if I could pull it off. I like Gordon, his heart's in the right place even if his language isn't. In England we call it car-crash TV
Christie Marie M - September 12, 2008 - Report this comment
It's nice to sing it the second time! I even thought about Matt (one of the sous chef's from Hell's Kitchen). My fondest memories about him is the fact that Ramsay puked at his steak tartare/caviar/white chocolate dish. I can imagine crazy Ramsay singing that song to Matt! Oh yeah, Matt is going to enjoy that! This parody is the f**king s**t!
Michael Pacholek - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Putting aside botching the title, you put the flame on "5" for this one. If Joe Pesci and Spike Lee ever want to collaborate on a movie, Ramsey's the guy they should f---in' call!

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