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Song Parodies -> "Can't Keep The Guys Off Of You"

Original Song Title:

"Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You"

Original Performer:

Frankie Valli

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Keep The Guys Off Of You"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

You look too good to be true
Can't keep the guys off of you
They walk right up close and touch
I want to punch them so much
Like Mona Lisa you shine
I feel so blessed you are mine
Some liability, too
Can't keep the guys off of you

Unreal, angelic you are
And way beyond movie star
No wonder guys are amazed
Within your presence, they're dazed
Beauty like yours defies laws
Makes them get fresh with their paws
They force me back and push through
Can't keep the guys off of you

I need you, baby
It's you that I adore
I worry baby,
Someone might please you more
So, promise, baby
They won't steal you away
Oh, precious baby
I worry every day
My lovely baby
Convince my heart you'll stay
And never leave me, baby
Never leave me..

I bought a pitbull for you
One with strong teeth that can chew
Now, when you walk down the street
If guys get wise, he can eat
This way he'll guard what is mine
Your loveliness, so devine
Feel more secure now, I do
He'll keep the guys off of you..






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Johnny D - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Brilliant, AFW - one of those "wish I'd thought of it first" parodies!
Stan Hall - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Great parody. Grips the original's pulse and passion llike, well, a pit bull. :-)
John Barry - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Yes, this was begging to be done. And you did it superbly.
alvin - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
great conception and execution...bravo !
Meriadoc - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
The pit bull just made the parody
Kristof Robertson - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
A seriously skewed love song...you old romantic, you! Great stuff, AFW. 555
LadyCupCakes - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, this is just so deliciously romantic! 555 for this Parody-O-DeLight !!
stuart mcarthur - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
you could almost re-use this title for a parody about Britney or her sister (or Princess Di for that matter) - oh, the pain of being a slave to your heart, AFW - 555
AFW - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, to all for voting and commenting
Ann Hammond - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
he he

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