-> "Can't Keep The Guys Off Of You"
Original Song Title:
"Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You"
Parody Song Title:
"Can't Keep The Guys Off Of You"
The Lyrics
You look too good to be true
Can't keep the guys off of you
They walk right up close and touch
I want to punch them so much
Like Mona Lisa you shine
I feel so blessed you are mine
Some liability, too
Can't keep the guys off of you
Unreal, angelic you are
And way beyond movie star
No wonder guys are amazed
Within your presence, they're dazed
Beauty like yours defies laws
Makes them get fresh with their paws
They force me back and push through
Can't keep the guys off of you
I need you, baby
It's you that I adore
I worry baby,
Someone might please you more
So, promise, baby
They won't steal you away
Oh, precious baby
I worry every day
My lovely baby
Convince my heart you'll stay
And never leave me, baby
Never leave me..
I bought a pitbull for you
One with strong teeth that can chew
Now, when you walk down the street
If guys get wise, he can eat
This way he'll guard what is mine
Your loveliness, so devine
Feel more secure now, I do
He'll keep the guys off of you..
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