-> "I Can't Hump Myself"
Original Song Title:
"I Can't Help Myself"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Can't Hump Myself"
The Lyrics
Only I, love a bunch
Yes, I try to love me
I can't hump myself
And neither does anyone else
"In and out" I wish
To come and to grow
Savoring a picture of me
Yes, I kissed it a thousand three
When I use my fingers
On my brown eye
I find I don't have enough
To reach around corners
All this bending just won't do
Oh, Bugger!
Only I, love a bunch
I'm shorter than a man should be
I can't hump myself
For my tool is inches, three
When you told me words so angry
Said I should do me
And I've tried
But every time I probe "that place"
Something big gets stuck inside
When I call my own name, "Fred"
It seems so lame, answered with a fart
Grabbing the wrong part
No matter how I try
I don't believe the lie
Only I, love a bunch
I am such a geek, it's true
I can't hump myself
And neither does anyone else
Only I, feel the crunch
I'll do anything I ask me to do
I can't hump myself
What I'm doing is making welts
Only I, love a bunch
Yes, I tried to love me
I can't hump myself
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