Need one strong hand...to glide in through the shite
I need someone's arms...to hold this beast so tight
Now as my job begins...I'm at her end
It's now I need...that glove so bad

Arm in her hips...to feel uterine
I need this cow to stand up...can't tell when duffed if lyin'
And as her movements flow...and I want to throw
That's when I need...that glove so bad

I wish I could give it up...I'd sling that glove an' flee
An' dream about that Billie Piper maybe...have a horny fantasy
Smell me when I'm glove free...the job's drivin' me mad
Oh but how I...I need that glove so bad

Now the last one...whose build is very slight
I don't think it will have a baby...I know I can feel everything is tight
Check up on the pee, maybe...in with the fee
So I still need...that glove so bad