Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Stains"

Original Song Title:

"Signs"

Original Performer:

Five Man Electrical

Parody Song Title:

"Stains"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

And the stain bled, when I tried to wash "em -out with the Tide
So I pushed a new load in my Maytag and I set the heat on "high"
I thought, it's just a bunch of cloth with ink and blood, not much to do
Then I pulled out the wash, and said "Oh holy crap! Yuk!" I'm not quite through"

Stains, stains, everywhere are stains
Blotchin' up my laund-ery, streakin' my Hanes
Bleach this, don't bleach that can't get rid of stains

And the stain said "If you're thinking of wearing this, it will not be tonight"
So I jumped on the phone and I yelled at my spouse
"Ray! Can't get your shirts white!"
"The dirt's so intense to get it out would require an act of God"
"And God would say the way you treat your wo-man, no person should launder

Stains, stains, everywhere are stains
Blotchin' up my laund-ery, colors and plains
Bleach this, don't bleach that, can't get rid of stains

Hey now you, Levis, can't come clean?
I've got to have a shirt and pants to wear around
But spots in the crotch, I could not drown
They ain't supposed to be here
The stain dread has gotten me so crazy I want to have a cry
UGH!

(Washer/dryer solo)

Stains, stains, everywhere are stains
Blotchin' up my laund-ery, streakin' my Hanes
Bleach this, don't bleach that, can't get rid of stains

And the sign said "Every body welcome"
"Join in, have fun and share"
So when my family joined the club, we just ended it all,
We didn't have a thing now to wear
So I got me a life membership, where no stupid laundry woes intrude
I said, "Thank you Lord, for this nature camp,"
"We're just thriving in the nude"
Wooooo!

Stains, stains, nevermore those stains
Blotchin' up my laund-ery, ended those pains
Bleach this, don't bleach that, we got rid of stains

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   4
 4
 4
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Stephen aka Step-chan - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Clever, 555.
Rick C - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Very clever twist on what must be a tricky OS, Rick D. 555
Rex - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
You really bared all in this parody. Enjoyed!
Larry Hensley - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I like the parody. 555
Arwen - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Very VERY funny, Rick...one of those parodies that I can really relate to...=)

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/fivemanelectrical0.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 679