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Song Parodies -> "Cleaning Out My Song List"

Original Song Title:

"Cleaning Out My Closet"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Cleaning Out My Song List"

Parody Written by:

MONKEY man CADZOW and No NaMe JoHn

The Lyrics

Me MONKEY man CADZOW and the remaining members of No Money Record$ would like to apologize for the careless antics of Fink duH LINX. OR JORDAN MICHAELS, THIS SONG IS OUR APOLOGY AND WE ARE SORRY AND KIDS, DONT TRY THIS AT HOME.
Verse 1
Have you ever been voted or overbloaded from fish? I have, I've been kicked off of and dumbed by my girl Trish
stupid votes no..my wicked votes. Look at the times. Sick is the mind im the idiot here on amiright
all this commotion. Emotions run deep as ocean's explodin.' nostrels flaring from votin, just blow me off and keep goin'
he didnt listen to no one , gave me crap jordan is creepin.' Keep votin from the mornin,' an' still votin in the evening.
Left me with a taste as sour as vinegar in they mouth. See, they can trigger me but they never figure me out
Look at me now, I bet ya probably sick of me now. Ain't you voters I'ma look so rediculous now.

Chorus (2X)
I'm sorry, writers . I never meant to hurt you. you all know that i love this site, but tonight I'm cleanin' out my song list

Verse 2
I got some parodys in my closet and I don't know if no one knows it. So before they kick me off this site take my songs you know em
I'ma expose it. I'll take you to my first parody before I ever had a freekin voting controversy
I was a teen yeah, maybe I had just a couple of songs. my friend Jordan must have had his panties up in a bunch,
cuz he voted wonder if he even kissed me goodbye. No, I don't on second thought, you know that id never kiss a guy
look at squidward and I couldn't picture leavin this site. Even if I hated them, I grit my teeth and I'd try
to make it work with her at least for spongebobs sake. I maybe made some mistakes but I'm only human. But I'm man enough to face them today.
What I did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb, but the smartest song I did was take them bullets shoot em at osama
Cuz id'a killed 'em, yeahI would have shot him an' Hussein. It's my life, I'd like to welcome y'all to The MONKEY MAN Show.

Chorus (2X)

Verse 3
Now I would never VOTE FOR MY SONGS just to get recognition. Take a second to listen for you think this here song is disin
But put yourself in my position. Just try to envision witnessin' your close friend votin like crazy while i was in the kitchen,
itchin that someone's always goin' throuh my purse and craps missin'. trying to beat amirights voting systems, victim of TOP PARODY syndrome.
My whole life I was made to believe I was TALL when I wasn't 'til I grew up, now I blew up. It makes you sick to ya stomach,
doesn't it? what was the reason that you voted for songs mike ? So you be number one on this website huh?
But guess what, yer gettin' older now and it's cold when your lonely. were gettin voted on so quick, chuckie knew it was fony.
And your not so big now , you should see us, were pitiful. But you'll never see us, we won't even be at your commygust.
See what hurts me the most is you won't admit you was wrong. mike, do ya song. Keep tellin' yourself that you was a mom.
But how dare you try to vote what you didn't help me to write
You selfish boy, I hope you go to taco bell for this crap
Remember being number one and you said "all thanks to me? Well, guess what, you got caught, now you can write your own parody

Chorus (4X)
UNCLEJOHNX5@AOL.COM

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Total Votes: 28

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