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Song Parodies -> "He's Ernie,Not Bert"

Original Song Title:

"Return To Sender"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"He's Ernie,Not Bert"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

He's Ernie,not Bert,he's Ernie,not Bert
His rubber duckie's very squeaky,it's still on his side
Bert and Ernie are friendly,Ernie is full of pride
Know this orange guy

He's Ernie,not Bert,duckie is shown
Orange person,not alone
Forget his yellow friend named Bert
Sometimes he's gonna hide from friendly eight-foot Big Bird

So when his rubber duckie is squeaking,he's calling Prairie Dawn
Getting her attention,and he sings her a song
Which is going like

He's Ernie,not Bert,duckie is shown
Orange person,not alone

This time he's believing in himself
Rubber duckie in his hand
And while Bert came back the very next day
You'll understand
What his friend looks like

He's Ernie,not Bert,duckie is shown
Orange person,not alone
He's Ernie,not Bert,he's Ernie,not Bert

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Pacing: 2.0
How Funny: 1.5
Overall Rating: 2.0

Total Votes: 2

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Michael Pacholek - February 20, 2006 - Report this comment
About as weak as Bert's favorite dish (oatmeal).

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