Are you liberal tonight?
Are your thoughts far from right?
Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day
When Bill Clinton lived in the White House?

Do the rants of Al Franken seem empty and bare?
Do the Hollywood has-beens really seem to care?
Does your life need a lift, from old Eleanor Clift?
Tell me dear, are you liberal tonight?

(Spoken)
I wonder if you're liberal, not right.
Social Security is your pet plan
And Medicare's a hoot.
Whoever's money is spent is really quite moot.

Act one was F.D.R., you loved him at first glance.
Packing the court to give his leftist agenda a chance.
Then L.B.J. brought us Vietnam and Medicaid
And why I'll never know.
Jimmy Carter couldn't free the hostages.
And government spending was high.
But you'd rather hear those Democrat lies
Than go on living responsibly.

Now we are all slaves to socialist views
With emptiness all around.
If you won't free me from these chains,
In your lib cesspool I will drown.

Does your life need a lift, from old Eleanor Clift?
Tell me dear, are you liberal tonight?