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Song Parodies -> "Tino Martinez"

Original Song Title:

"Viva Las Vegas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Tino Martinez"

Parody Written by:

Ana

The Lyrics

Not that it matters, but when I hear the very words of 'Viva Las Vegas' I like to think it's 'Tino Martinez' that's being said. This is what I would sing if I were singing the tune of 'Viva Las Vegas.'
Handsome New York Yankee set their souls,
Yeah he set their souls on fire.
There's a whole lot of girls who filled the Stadium up.
They're loaded with desire.
Though most like A-Rod and Jeter, they're not ashamed.
They like that Cuban Bombino the same.
They're feelin' so happy they call his name.

Tino Martinez! Tino Martinez!

Die-hard fans of Tino cheer
When he's dancing and swinging on the floor.
And when he leaves, it's just "not enough"
Because they keep on asking for more.
Oh, and when he reveals his face to all the crowd,
The rooting from his fans just gets so loud
That the Yanks themselves will end up urged to shout:

Tino Martinez! Tino Martinez!

Tino Martinez with his brown eyes flashin'
And his great athletic passion
Makes us dance in the rain.
Tino Martinez he would back up Giambi.
Like cute men, he's so charming,
If you met him once,
You'd never feel the same again.

The women sigh when he's up.
They gaze at him when he plays.
If the hours turn night into day,
And the fans get tired, well, they'll always remember
That they've loved to see him play.
Some think his is one of the amazing sights
Long as he's stuck with the team, that's right.
One who's been aglow when in blue and white:

Tino Martinez! Tino Martinez!
Tino Martinez! Tino, Tino Martinez!
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Michael Pacholek - November 07, 2005 - Report this comment
A single up the middle, hardly a blast into the upper deck.

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