Just looked in the mirr 'r, what's that I see?
The face of a man turnin' seventy...
Cheeks are saggin' like a Shar Pei pup
Man, I'm old!
All Wrinkled Up..
mm mm woe..woe.. yeah yeah

My hands are speckled, and my knees are sore
My hips got stiff, and they won't shake no more
False teeth smile, a' soakin' in the cup..
I got old!
All Wrinkled Up..
mm mm woe..woe.. yeah yeah

Someone tell me what's a' on my mind
I'm a little senile, had my blue suedes shined
When girls walk by with a J-Lo Butt,
Reminds me a' somethin'...I ain't sure what!

Got wool long johns, and a grey pomp wig
My nose looks like some old swollen up fig
Ain't got the strength to make guppies gup...
The King's old!
All Wrinkled Up!
mm mm woe..woe...yeah yeah

Don't believe a' those rumors, that I died
Though, Colonel Parker is a' mummified
One thing can still save me from "Over The Hill"
And that's Doctor Nick's amphetamine pill...

Thank ya'... thank ya' very much....