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Song Parodies -> "Crust Of Bread"

Original Song Title:

"Blue Suede Shoes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Crust Of Bread"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

This is for those who had ever heard of the Weird Al song parody,"King of Suede" (parody of The Police's "King of Pain"). On King of Suede,Weird Al sings "do what you want but don't step on my blue suede shoes" in place of "there's a skeleton choking on a crust of bread".
Like you're watching True Lies (True Lies)
Like Ernie without Bert (no Bert)
Like stupid Russian spies (one,two)
But no dessert (one,two)
Well,I don't care if you're dread
But you don't choke on a crust of bread (gotta gotta)

That's just a crust of bread (crust of bread)
Get a load of that crunchy loaf (crunchy loaf)
Garlic toast,like a roast (like a roast)
No time for dinner,eat one sooner (eat one sooner)
Well,I don't care if you're dread
But you don't choke on a crust of bread

That's just a crust of bread (crust of bread)
Get a load of that crunchy loaf (crunchy loaf)
Garlic toast,not a roast (not a roast)
It's time for dinner,eat one sooner (eat one sooner)
Well,I don't care if you're dread
But you don't choke on a crust of bread
Oh yeah (oh yeah)

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