Song Parodies -> Oh Gepetto
| Original Song Title: | "In The Ghetto" |
| Original Performer: | Elvis Presley |
| Parody Song Title: | "Oh Gepetto" |
| Parody Written by: | Silly Willie |
As the paint dries
The old man sat by the fire warmed
A plain wooden puppet boy was formed
By Gepetto
And old Papa sighs
To a wishing star we hear him plead
"A real little boy is what I need"
Says Gepetto
A fairy came 'n waved her hand
The puppet got up to stand
He went on stage and the people could hear him say
"Everybody look and see"
"I've got no strings on me"
The show's boss was a bad man
And so he ran away
The story turns
He's a little wooden boy with a pointy nose
When he tells a lie it grows and grows
Oh Gepetto
And it's fun he yearns
And so for Pleasure Island they sail
And he grows donkey ears
And he grows a long tail
Oh Gepetto
After his strange transformation
Puppet boy breaks away
He goes back home, finds a note
Finds Monstro, and goes down his throat
And his papa cries
Now he's stuck inside a whale with his old man
So he made a lot of smoke and out he swam
With Gepetto
Then the puppet dies
But the fairy made the boy transform
And Pinocchio took on human form
For Gepetto
The old man sat by the fire warmed
A plain wooden puppet boy was formed
By Gepetto
And old Papa sighs
To a wishing star we hear him plead
"A real little boy is what I need"
Says Gepetto
A fairy came 'n waved her hand
The puppet got up to stand
He went on stage and the people could hear him say
"Everybody look and see"
"I've got no strings on me"
The show's boss was a bad man
And so he ran away
The story turns
He's a little wooden boy with a pointy nose
When he tells a lie it grows and grows
Oh Gepetto
And it's fun he yearns
And so for Pleasure Island they sail
And he grows donkey ears
And he grows a long tail
Oh Gepetto
After his strange transformation
Puppet boy breaks away
He goes back home, finds a note
Finds Monstro, and goes down his throat
And his papa cries
Now he's stuck inside a whale with his old man
So he made a lot of smoke and out he swam
With Gepetto
Then the puppet dies
But the fairy made the boy transform
And Pinocchio took on human form
For Gepetto
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lol lol lol lol lol i loved it, i loved it I love it. hah ha i love the original song, how elvis sings in general, and I read that and imagined elvis singing it, and i just started laughing, let it be known that its only 10 in the morning, so i have to be hush hush. but dude keep it up....all 5's
you write some good songs, willie and this is one of your best...bravo !
Nice job. I had a similar title--different approach--a while ago: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/elvis3.shtml
Interesting idea. Well done.
Nice job--no strings attached! 555s
How did I miss this one? Jiminy Crickets, it was good!
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