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Song Parodies -> "Vicious Piles"

Original Song Title:

"Suspicious Minds"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Vicious Piles"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

All caught in a crap,
Oh can't walk out,
I cut a loaf that's too long baby

Don't you just see,
Ex-Lax did this to me,
And all that oat bran I ate today

This can't go on forever,
Sh*tting vicious piles
How can we build our dreams,
In
These vicious piles?

And if an
Old friend
I know,
Drops by to say hello,
Friend or foe, will he
Understand my
Cries?

Kindly I have been,
Yearning for that friend,
Oh can't he see the smile
Under my eyes?

And that
Old friend
Is
Dumping,
Ever-vicious piles

As
That old friend
Strains
Hard
In,
Their own vicious piles

And
Oh
I
Do
Feel,
you seek a "Why?", oh, you...

...do, yeah, yeah!

All caught in a crap,
Oh can't walk out,
I cut a loaf that's too long baby

Don't you just see,
Ex-Lax did this to me,
And all that oat bran I ate today

This can't go on forever,
Sh*tting vicious piles
How can we build our dreams,
In
These vicious piles?

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 18

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Airfarcewon - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I can see this took a lot of ..Preperation!...And you done a good job!..5's
dioa - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
love the whole thing
Johnny D - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks very much, Airfarcewon & dioa!
Rick D - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny--You're one of the last people here I would have thought was full of shit
John Barry - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Quite appropriate, JD, given where Elvis allegedly was located when he sloughed off the mortal coil.
Guy - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Man, what a shitty parody. Now wipe and give me five. .
Johnny D - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick D, John Barry and Guy...

Acrostically-obliquely I do express abundant thanks...slyly hidden in trickiness!
Dee Range - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
555 Had to dig through some vinyl to hear this oldie...sounds like you got a load off! And your last message is hilarious!
Jeff Reuben - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't know how you kept this one inside for so long.
Adagio - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Very funny, Johnny! 5's
Johnny D - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Dee and Jeff. Acrostic obfuscation is delightfully fun, upliftingly crazy kookiness, yet often unnoticed...
Johnny D - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Adagio!
alvin rhodes - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
peanut butter , banana and bacon sandwiches will do that to ya...5s
Stuart McArthur - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
wrong brand of oat bran I reckon, and LOL Alvin - funny read johnny - 555
Johnny D - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin & Stuart.
Gomer Pyle - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Well Gollie, would you look at that..... 3 piles of 5 for you Johnny. (Lionel)
Paul Robinson - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, Gomer beat me to it, but I'm piling on some more 5's for you here, JD...
Johnny D - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks very much, Gomer-Lionel & Paul Robinson!
Kristof Robertson - November 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Aaaarrrrggghhh!! I see you didn't have to strain to get this one out, JD! 555
Johnny D - November 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Not at all, Kristof, not at all! Thanks!
Someone In Particular - June 14, 2006 - Report this comment
I think "Dioa" is you. Either that or he/she/it was trying to get cheap laughs by spelling an anti-poop critic's name backwards. Btw, I don't really care for this but I'm sure it's well paced so I will give you a 5 for pacing, but 2 for how funny and overall.

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