Song Parodies -> Discern Her Gender
| Original Song Title: | "Return To Sender" |
| Original Performer: | Elvis Presley |
| Parody Song Title: | "Discern Her Gender" |
| Parody Written by: | South Park Al |
...eric cartman wonders about his mother's hermaphroditism
i think my mama is the most, man
she's curvy, hot and stacked
but yet, i see a beard forming
and hair upon her back
she's vague about it
discern her gender
verdict unknown
got a vulva
got a bone
she's quite abnormal
she's out of whack
she saw the doctor
but her hormones kept coming back
so when i asked about her male parts
she could not disagree
but then she gave me this warning
it's not for you to see
she's vague about it
discern her gender
verdict unknown
got a vulva
got a bone
this time i'm gonna find out myself
if she's a lady or a man
i watched her get dressed the very next day
now i understand
she's vague about it
discern her gender
verdict unknown
got a vulva
got a bone
she's curvy, hot and stacked
but yet, i see a beard forming
and hair upon her back
she's vague about it
discern her gender
verdict unknown
got a vulva
got a bone
she's quite abnormal
she's out of whack
she saw the doctor
but her hormones kept coming back
so when i asked about her male parts
she could not disagree
but then she gave me this warning
it's not for you to see
she's vague about it
discern her gender
verdict unknown
got a vulva
got a bone
this time i'm gonna find out myself
if she's a lady or a man
i watched her get dressed the very next day
now i understand
she's vague about it
discern her gender
verdict unknown
got a vulva
got a bone
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Good choice to make it out to be about South Park (and it could be right out of an episode too). Otherwise itīd be a bit sick and hard to decide on. Now itīs pure 555.
"Got a Vulva, Got A Bone" cracked me up. Great work, all 5's
No two ways about it: this is funny. Great title.
I don't know what else to say...this is hilarious! Great job! =) 5s...
Heh-heh heh-heh you said "vulva" heh-heh heh-heh you said "bone" heh-heh heh-heh!
Hmmm - interesting topic - tell me does your mom date herself? Fine job SPA.
thank you all for taking a look at my sick little "hermie" song...in the south park TV series, eric was actually a product of his mom "dating " herself
Elvis would have been proud. The only thing was that the pacing was a tad bit off
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