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Song Parodies -> "Discern Her Gender"

Original Song Title:

"Return To Sender"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Discern Her Gender"

Parody Written by:

South Park Al

The Lyrics

...eric cartman wonders about his mother's hermaphroditism
i think my mama is the most, man
she's curvy, hot and stacked
but yet, i see a beard forming
and hair upon her back

she's vague about it

discern her gender
verdict unknown
got a vulva
got a bone
she's quite abnormal
she's out of whack
she saw the doctor
but her hormones kept coming back

so when i asked about her male parts
she could not disagree
but then she gave me this warning
it's not for you to see

she's vague about it

discern her gender
verdict unknown
got a vulva
got a bone

this time i'm gonna find out myself
if she's a lady or a man
i watched her get dressed the very next day
now i understand

she's vague about it

discern her gender
verdict unknown
got a vulva
got a bone

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Know 1 can hear you dream - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Good choice to make it out to be about South Park (and it could be right out of an episode too). Otherwise itīd be a bit sick and hard to decide on. Now itīs pure 555.
Dee Range - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
"Got a Vulva, Got A Bone" cracked me up. Great work, all 5's
John Barry - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
No two ways about it: this is funny. Great title.
Arwen - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't know what else to say...this is hilarious! Great job! =) 5s...
Johnny D - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh-heh heh-heh you said "vulva" heh-heh heh-heh you said "bone" heh-heh heh-heh!
Guy - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Hmmm - interesting topic - tell me does your mom date herself? Fine job SPA.
alvin rhodes - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
thank you all for taking a look at my sick little "hermie" song...in the south park TV series, eric was actually a product of his mom "dating " herself
Major B - August 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Elvis would have been proud. The only thing was that the pacing was a tad bit off

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