Lord Amighty, I hear my children a-fighting
Louder and longer, it's burning a hole in my ears
Kids, kids, kids, now
Stop your complainin' and biting
Please stop the war now
That has been goin' on for years

Oh, your bick'ring gets my madder
And your fighting gets me sadder
But you wake me every day
Just with your fights

Ooh, hoo hoo now
I don't care which of you started
I'm here to finish
Whatever is causing the fight
Man, oh man, now
You're gonna drive your mom crazy
When will you stop it
When will you both see the light?

Oh, your bick'ring gets my madder
And your fighting gets me sadder
But you wake me every day
Just with your fights

Please, please, please now
Can't you just both get along now?
Play something friendly
Where you can both get along
What do you mean, you
Can't play together today, now?
Seems that one of you
Always will play something "wrong"

Oh, your bick'ring gets my madder
And your fighting gets me sadder
But you wake me every day
Just with your fights