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Song Parodies -> "Bruce Campbell"

Original Song Title:

"Blue Christmas"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Bruce Campbell"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Once again it's time for "Halloween Carols". Been doing this since 2014. Starting off with a sweet simple song about Bruce Campbell as Ash Williams kicking deadite ass...
Laha-laha-La-Let's watch that Bruce... Campbell... Gun down goons...
He'll leave them bruised... While shriekin'... "Yaha-ha-You're all doomed!"
Blood transfusions of red... Maybe black, green or pink...
Check out that strange deer... Who laughs at rapist trees...

Each time those... rude... deadites... start spawnin'
That's when our Ash... Williams... starts maulin'
Leavin' body... parts sliced... since his chainsaw arm diced...
That's why... We love Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce Campbell...

[DEADITE] = "I'll Swallow Your Soul!"
[ASH] = "Swallow This!"

In that cabin he'll fight... Then he'll get shot through time...
Watch out... For that Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce Campbell

[ASH] = "Groovy!"

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