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Song Parodies -> "Did I Dismember"

Original Song Title:

"Return to Sender"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Did I Dismember"

Parody Written by:

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The Lyrics

I remember back when the only people killing strangers were the postmen. Here is an ode to them.
I'm just your friendly little postman
I like the girls, you see
But when the body count's rising
They point the blame at me
(and now they wonder)

Did I dismember
That girl next door
She's a hooker
Just one more
It is immoral
To kill like that
I'd say I'm sorry but a postman don't take no flack

So when you see your friendly postman
Remember what I say
'Cause he might show up with an Uzi
And blow everyone away

(and then they'll wonder)

Did I dismember
That girl next door
She's a hooker
Just one more
It is immoral
To kill like that
I'd say I'm sorry but a postman don't take no flack

This time you know I did it myself
I killed her with my two hands
The police came 'round
The very next day
They don't understand

(and now they wonder)

Did I dismember
That girl next door
She's a hooker
Just one more
It is immoral
To kill like that
I'd say I'm sorry but a postman don't take no flack

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Jonathan - March 27, 2018 - Report this comment
and while the mad delivery man walks menacingly towards his victim, all they can squeak out is a pleading "Please, Mr. Postman!" 5s

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