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Song Parodies -> "Are You Lonesome Tonight?"

Original Song Title:

"Are You Lonesome Tonight?"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Are You Lonesome Tonight?"

Parody Written by:

Phil Carmichael

The Lyrics

This song is about the inevitable effects of gravity and advancing age.....
Are you lonesome tonight
Do your boobs feel alright
Are you sorry they drifted apart?

Do your mammaries stray
Are they droopier each day
No more bosom friends close to the heart?

Does the space in your Playtex
Seem empty and bare
Do you gaze at the contents
And picture them there?

If you made some weight gain
Would they come back again
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 6

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Guy - November 02, 2003 - Report this comment
This one wins the booby prize. Nice work.
Adagio - November 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Diva - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL! Support is helpful!
Phil Alexander - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey, I've done this one, too ;-) And a good name for a parody author, if I may say so. Fortunately, this isn't a problem that afflicts me, though ;-)
Wild Man - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job!

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