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Song Parodies -> "Greyhound"

Original Song Title:

"Hound Dog"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Greyhound"

Parody Written by:

Zak Randall

The Lyrics

I don't ride nothing but a Greyhound
When I'm traveling all the time
I don't ride nothing but a Greyhound
When I'm traveling all the time
Well you'll never see me on an airplane
Time wise it is a waste of mine

When they say they're high classed
Well, that was not a lie
When they say they're not comfortable
Well, that was not a lie
Well you'll never see me on an airplane
Because those bus seats feel real fine

I don't ride nothing but a Greyhound
When I'm traveling all the time
I don't ride nothing but a Greyhound
When I'm traveling all the time
Well you'll never see me on an airplane
Time wise it is a waste of mine

When they say they're high classed
Well, that was not a lie
When they say they're not comfortable
Well, that was not a lie
Well you'll never see me on an airplane
Because those bus seats feel real fine

When they say they're high classed
Well, that was not a lie
When they say they're not comfortable
Well, that was not a lie
Well you'll never see me on an airplane
Because those bus seats feel real fine

I don't ride nothing but a Greyhound
When I'm traveling all the time
I don't ride nothing but a Greyhound
When I'm traveling all the time
Well you'll never see me on an airplane
Time wise it is a waste of mine

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Guy DiRito - September 23, 2003 - Report this comment
I do my share of flying and you may have a good point here. Three hours on a plane with two three hundred pounders on either side of you as you travel high class with your knees in your chin - makes that bus ride seem appealing.
Adagio - September 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Nah...gimmee planes anytime. Of course, I'm not that tall...they're just slightly uncomfortable.
Decade Police - September 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Uh...the original came out in the 50s, therefore it should go in misc.
Jonathan C. - September 24, 2003 - Report this comment
I'll stick with driving a car myself. Remember, getting there is the fun of traveling.
Jeff Reuben - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job

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