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Song Parodies -> "Greyhound"
Original Song Title:
"Hound Dog"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"Greyhound"
Parody Written by:
Zak Randall
The Lyrics
I don't ride nothing but a Greyhound
When I'm traveling all the time
I don't ride nothing but a Greyhound
When I'm traveling all the time
Well you'll never see me on an airplane
Time wise it is a waste of mine
When they say they're high classed
Well, that was not a lie
When they say they're not comfortable
Well, that was not a lie
Well you'll never see me on an airplane
Because those bus seats feel real fine
I don't ride nothing but a Greyhound
When I'm traveling all the time
I don't ride nothing but a Greyhound
When I'm traveling all the time
Well you'll never see me on an airplane
Time wise it is a waste of mine
When they say they're high classed
Well, that was not a lie
When they say they're not comfortable
Well, that was not a lie
Well you'll never see me on an airplane
Because those bus seats feel real fine
When they say they're high classed
Well, that was not a lie
When they say they're not comfortable
Well, that was not a lie
Well you'll never see me on an airplane
Because those bus seats feel real fine
I don't ride nothing but a Greyhound
When I'm traveling all the time
I don't ride nothing but a Greyhound
When I'm traveling all the time
Well you'll never see me on an airplane
Time wise it is a waste of mine
When I'm traveling all the time
I don't ride nothing but a Greyhound
When I'm traveling all the time
Well you'll never see me on an airplane
Time wise it is a waste of mine
When they say they're high classed
Well, that was not a lie
When they say they're not comfortable
Well, that was not a lie
Well you'll never see me on an airplane
Because those bus seats feel real fine
I don't ride nothing but a Greyhound
When I'm traveling all the time
I don't ride nothing but a Greyhound
When I'm traveling all the time
Well you'll never see me on an airplane
Time wise it is a waste of mine
When they say they're high classed
Well, that was not a lie
When they say they're not comfortable
Well, that was not a lie
Well you'll never see me on an airplane
Because those bus seats feel real fine
When they say they're high classed
Well, that was not a lie
When they say they're not comfortable
Well, that was not a lie
Well you'll never see me on an airplane
Because those bus seats feel real fine
I don't ride nothing but a Greyhound
When I'm traveling all the time
I don't ride nothing but a Greyhound
When I'm traveling all the time
Well you'll never see me on an airplane
Time wise it is a waste of mine
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I do my share of flying and you may have a good point here. Three hours on a plane with two three hundred pounders on either side of you as you travel high class with your knees in your chin - makes that bus ride seem appealing.
Nah...gimmee planes anytime. Of course, I'm not that tall...they're just slightly uncomfortable.
Uh...the original came out in the 50s, therefore it should go in misc.
I'll stick with driving a car myself. Remember, getting there is the fun of traveling.
Good job
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