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Song Parodies -> "Colonel Sweeto"

Original Song Title:

"In the Ghetto"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Colonel Sweeto"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

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This parody is based on the Perry Bible Fellowship comic: "Colonel Sweeto"


As his shell dries

On a frosted eve in Candyland
A brave M & M will make a stand
Colonel Sweeto

Inner filling hides

Cause if there's one really scary thing
It's the treats of Lollytown discovering
Agent Sweeto
Agent Sweeto

People just don't understand
That not melting in your hand
Is the proudest thing an M & M can achieve

Underneath his candy hide
The chocolate that's inside
Is the thing the Lollies hate
Of this you can believe

Well the war burns

And a sudden sneak attack on the Lollies' lair
Rages away but the Chocolates spare
Colonel Sweeto
Colonel Sweeto

And it's widely known

So he tries to get his mission done
And he steals all the plans
And he wrecks all the guns
Of the Lollies
Of the Lollies

Finally with great suspicion
The Lolly King decrees
"All M & Ms, upon this day
They must be checked, by the TSA"

The detector beeps

As the guards gather round the M & M spy
They know underneath there is chocolate inside
Colonel Sweeto
Colonel Sweeto

And his cover's blown

In a package found by the Chocolates' hut
There's a sudden anguished cry of..."IT'S HIS NUT!"
Colonel Sweeto

And the children cry

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Callmelennie - May 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Porfle has left the building! .. with three 5's!!
Porfle Popnecker - May 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Thank yuh, thank yuh very much.
Rob Arndt - May 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Sweet parody-555!!! The only "Ghetto" I would be writing about is the Warsaw Ghetto in '44!!!
Rob Arndt - May 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Gee Porfle, I was at Wal-Mart today and bought "20 Best Episodes of Leave It to Beaver" for $10.00!!! You gotta get it. I recognized just about all 20 episodes and they are the best. Wally and his new suit, Wally and his nose, Beaver flooding the bathroom when Ward and June are out!!! Thought I would let you know ;-D
Porfle Popnecker - May 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks for the heads up, I do my grocery shopping tomorrow so I'll see if my Wal-Mart has it.
Rob Arndt - May 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Wal-Mart also has a disturbing post-apocalyptic dvd called "The Divide" for $12 that is about 9 tenants in a building in NY that flee a nuclear blast for the Super's basement bunker and how quickly they degnerate. A deal at just $12. Two others I recommend that are low-budget and bizarre are "Hellacious Acres" at Wal-Mart for $10 and also "Pontypool" from Amazon for $12 total with shipping. These are low-budget but unique ;-D
Porfle Popnecker - May 06, 2012 - Report this comment
I haven't seen the other two but here's my review of "The Divide": http://hkfilmnews.blogspot.com/2012/04/divide-dvd-review-by-porfle.html
Rob Arndt - May 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Excellent review Porfle- you should watch the ither two films and review them as well. I used to do free reviews of movies in my local newspaper in the 1980s-1990 as well as concert reviews and political comments. So, I started off writing and being in print in my newspaper as well as periodicals that dealt with movies, music, even modeling: Starlog, Fangoria, Mediascene Prevue, Hard Rock Video, and Ujena Girl. But then I just stopped for a long time and resumed writing non-fiction military in 2006-2008 in 9 online books. I also wrote 3 Star Wars novels but had to take them down due to Lucasfilm, so they are now private. My AOL Blogs The Icelander, Star Trek Nomad, and GTSexotica also have been taken down as I lost interest in the Blogosphere and social media outlets. Everyone wants me to write a daily Blog but I already write in private hournals and work on fiction stories when not doing parodies and AIR submissions (2903 to date + 1166 parodies= 4069 total in 13 mos)! When I get some free time Porfle I will try to get to your Blog and catch-up slowly :)
Porfle Popnecker - May 07, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks. Wow, you've certainly done your share of writing. Unfortunately, I only review what they send me so I probably won't be getting those other two flicks. I don't have cable or rent movies so aside from the few DVDs I buy at Wal-Mart (usually old stuff) I depend on DVD screeners for my movie and TV entertainment.

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