-> "Colonel Sweeto"
Original Song Title:
"In the Ghetto"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Colonel Sweeto"
The Lyrics
As his shell dries
On a frosted eve in Candyland
A brave M & M will make a stand
Colonel Sweeto
Inner filling hides
Cause if there's one really scary thing
It's the treats of Lollytown discovering
Agent Sweeto
Agent Sweeto
People just don't understand
That not melting in your hand
Is the proudest thing an M & M can achieve
Underneath his candy hide
The chocolate that's inside
Is the thing the Lollies hate
Of this you can believe
Well the war burns
And a sudden sneak attack on the Lollies' lair
Rages away but the Chocolates spare
Colonel Sweeto
Colonel Sweeto
And it's widely known
So he tries to get his mission done
And he steals all the plans
And he wrecks all the guns
Of the Lollies
Of the Lollies
Finally with great suspicion
The Lolly King decrees
"All M & Ms, upon this day
They must be checked, by the TSA"
The detector beeps
As the guards gather round the M & M spy
They know underneath there is chocolate inside
Colonel Sweeto
Colonel Sweeto
And his cover's blown
In a package found by the Chocolates' hut
There's a sudden anguished cry of..."IT'S HIS NUT!"
Colonel Sweeto
And the children cry
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