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Song Parodies -> "Jew Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"Blue Christmas"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Jew Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Mick Terry

The Lyrics

(spoken)
Mazel tov to my newly departed princess.

I'll have a JEW CHRISTMAS with or without you.
I'll be having some soup just thinking about you.
Restorations of dreidels on a green Chanukah bush
don't mean no shpilkes if I can't see your tush.

And when those few matzos start balling,
that's when those blue yarmulkes start falling.
Your menorah's alright with your new Christian guy.
But, I'll have a new too blue JEW CHRISTMAS.

I got dumped for some schlump,
now your new boy-toy goy.
You changed your religion,
all I can say is "oy".

Your menorah's alright with your new Christian guy.
But, I'll have a new too blue JEW CHRISTMAS.
Yes, I'll have a new too blue JEW ...
( Single Bells )

(spoken)
Thank you very much.
Happy Harmonica.
Copyright © 2009 Mick Terry
MickTerry.com
Jew Christmas
Parody of Blue Christmas by Elvis Presley in 1957,
original words & music © 1948
by Billy Hayes & Jay Johnson.
As performed on YouTube by Blond Chitlin' Goldstein

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2Eagle - December 06, 2010 - Report this comment
How does it feel to be one of the Goyeshe people...

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