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Song Parodies -> "G. I. Booze"

Original Song Title:

"G. I. Blues"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"G. I. Booze"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Oh, give us a room
With a view of a beautiful stein
We pre-fer a room
With a view of a beautiful stein,
It beats army basic
Training, any old time..

Just give us one, two, three, four
Glasses full a' GI Booze,,
Make it GI beer, whiskey,
Or some wine, you can choose
And when we all get drunk enough
We'll start a fight and bruise..

This sure beats that farmin'
There ain't nuthin' charmin' 'bout plow
Oh, we love the army,
(yeah, right..)
So glad that we enlisted now,
Just hope we're sent to Germany,
Meet a real nice frau..

When we feel like zeros,
Just in from a twenty mile march
When we feel like zeros,
We know how to grab us some starch,
We find an old beer hall
And we get our throats unparched..

Yeah, when we are off duty,
Gotta' go for GI Booze,,
Lotta' GI beer, whiskey,
Or some wine, they can choose..
And when we all get stoned enough
We'll start a fight and bruise..

We're close to the city,
Hop on a bus when we get a pass
Not far from the city,
But glad, there's that old transit, mass
We rush to find a seat beside
Some sweet, sexy, pretty lass...

Yeah, give us one, two, trhee, four
Glasses full a' GI Booze,,
Lotta' GI beer, whiskey,
Or good wine, let it ooze.
And when we all get really smashed,
We'll start a fight and bruise..

Off, we go for GI Booze,
Off, we go for GI Booze,

Drink up !!





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Christie Marie M - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Boozing and cruising there, AFW! Punch drunk loved your parody! I'll drink to that! It's Hup, Two, Three.....FIVES!!! You've "vino" good boy lately!
John Barry - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Almost makes we want to enlist.
Fiddlegirl - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
555 on the breathalyzer ;)
Timmy1000 - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
I'll drink to that. Nice line about going to Germany - as Elvis did during his stint.
TJC - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
So, basically yer tellin' me it was the Mai Tai-Pina-'tini Boy of Company B?
Andy Primus - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
I'd rather be boozing in Germany as well.
Tommy Turtle - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Little-known fact: Elvis was actually singing of his gastro-intestinal blues, from that Army food.

j/k! Five rounds on me.

@ TJC: Actually, it was the Bboozy-Woozy-Guzzle Boy of Rum-Plenty Be.
Typo Turtle @ TJC - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Sorry for the double-B. (Is that an actual size?) Boozy....
AFW - October 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank ya'..thank ya' very much...
DivaLasVegas - October 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Oh, love it, Sir, when you go ELVIS . . .
AFW - October 09, 2009 - Report this comment
And thank you LCC...for such nice absentee votes and comments..to these recent "Dig-Ups"

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