-> "I Suck At Tennis"
Original Song Title:
"Viva Las Vegas"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Suck At Tennis"
The Lyrics
Skills are lacking we’re at fifteen-love
The ball soars above my forehead
I am pretty athletic at most games and sports
But at tennis I am brain dead
I am no Serena Williams, Won no Grand Slams
The only one’s I’ve had were at Denny’s with ham
If I never smack a volley I won’t give a damn
I suck at Tennis!
I suck at Tennis!!!
My serve hits the net and lowers my score
I’ve done this thirty times today
When I play badminton I rule the court
I smack that shuttlecock to space
I’ve played baseball and soccer even track and field
I have made a box of Wheeties with my rod and reel
But Wimbledon’s not close it’s lost all appeal
I suck at Tennis!
I suck at Tennis!
I suck at tennis, That green ball I can’t smack it
It gets nowhere near my racquet
My arm’s swinging all around the place
I suck at tennis, Balls aren’t hit past the baseline
Looks like you got the game point
Once I see it bounce
I’m acting like a maniac
I’m blaming things like the sun
For why I happen to suck
And why I am not in my prime
But all of my strokes aren’t swell
My ball once hit the umpire now he treats me just like slime
I’m going to practice in the parking lot
Car alarms blaring hope I don’t get caught
I’ll be like Tracy Austin although not that hot
I suck at tennis! I suck at tennis!
I suck at tennis!
I suck! I suck! At tennis!!!
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
leave a comment below about this parody.
|
|
Voting Results
|
Pacing: | 5.0 | |
How Funny: | 5.0 | |
Overall Rating: | 5.0 | |
|
Total Votes: | 12 |
|
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| | | | Pacing | | | How Funny | | | Overall Rating | |
| 1 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 2 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 3 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 4 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 5 | | 12 | |
| 12 | |
| 12 | |
|