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Song Parodies -> "Ground Hog"

Original Song Title:

"Hound Dog"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Ground Hog"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Jeff Reuben had a similar title..but his was about the shadow animal
I been eatin' lotta' Ground Hog
Sausage is the name
I been eatin' lotta' Ground Hog
Sausage is my game
Fat as a three hundred pound hog
Guess it's "Bob" and "Jimmy's" aim..

People tell me I'm fat assed
And pork's the reason why
People tell me I'm fat assed
Yeah, pork's the reason why
Well, I been eatin' all that Ground Hog
I'm just an all day sausage guy..

Always munchin' on that Ground Hog
Hot, medium, and mild
Breakfast, lunchin' ..I chew Ground Hog
Hot, medium, and mild
Grab another pound and slab it
For pork sausage I go wild..

Made a visit on a farm tour
Roamed the pen with all the lards
Had a visit on a farm tour
In the pen with all the lards
Before I knew it, I was big trucked
Shipped me off to them stockyards.

I'd been eatin' lotta' Ground Hog
That's the reason why
Yeah, been eatin' too much Ground Hog
Now, I'm gonna' die
They're gonna' hook me up for slaughter
I'll be "Bob" and "Jimmy's" guy

Gonna' turn me into sausage,
I'll be "Bob" and "Jimmy's" guy


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Pacing: 4.8
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alvin - September 09, 2008 - Report this comment
fun to sing along to...love the surprise ending
Agrimorfee - September 09, 2008 - Report this comment
I ain't never "sausage" a parody like this. Some "brat" has it in for you, AFW. Phoeey on them...let them have a myorchordial infarction.
2Eagle - September 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Moose may be the meat du joir soon.
Clint Westwood - September 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Great 50s song (you should've used misc), but I think the parody was kinda gross. It was still well paced, though, so I think I might give it a 5 3 3 or a 5 4 4 (not sure yet). When I decide, I'll place my vote.
PMS - September 09, 2008 - Report this comment
I agree with alvin
lilPorkTress - September 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir " L'Air de Farm " this is a Riot ! Loved those zany porker lines. The other white meat is neat to eat . . . especially when it comes from Nebrasker, eh ?? o'Maha man!
AFW - September 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks all.
Spoof-Man - September 21, 2008 - Report this comment
AWSOME

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