Da.Da, Da,Da

All of the doc’s have pronounced you dead
but now your talking straight from your bed
So if helps all ya’ need
give the nurse a ring,
Yeah a ring-a-ding for the nurse is queen

Hey doc, Step aside you jock,
I’m calling just the doc,
To help Jake with his artery block!

When some guys are in there room all alone,
all they can do is moan and groan,
If they die they’ll make big blood stain,
And getting it out would be a big ol’ pain

Hey doc, Step aside you jock,
I’m calling for the doc,
To help Jake with his artery block!

Nurse Mary did come to see me,
Said your case was the weirdest
that she ever did see,
I replied ‘so what do you want from me?’
She said ‘Come see x-rays of Jake’s artery block’

Hey doc, Step aside you jock,
I’m calling just the doc,
To help Jake with his artery block!

Hey doc, Step aside you jock,
I’m calling just the doc,
To help Jake if his artery block!

Allright....Allright!!

( music break )

A sad sack had to pass a stone,
So he decided to do it all alone,
He yelled ‘Hay that’s not fair
I’m a cross the room and yet
all you do is still sit and stare’


Hey doc, Step aside you jock,
I’m calling just the doc,
To help Jake if his artery block!

I asked the doctor ‘Hey, are you gonna operate’?
He replied ‘Well, no for Jake’s doing jut great’!
I yelled ‘GET IN THERE AND FIX, FIX’,
for the tricks the blocked artery plays are not just for kicks’!

Hey doc, Step aside you jock,
I’m calling just the doc,
To help Jake with his artery block!
Hey doc, Step aside you jock,
I’m calling just the doc,
To help Jake with his artery block!


with his artery block!,

with his artery block!,

with his artery block!

with his artery block!,

with his artery block!,

with his artery block!
(music and song fades out)