-> "The Impossible Stream"
Original Song Title:
"The Impossible Dream"
Parody Song Title:
"The Impossible Stream"
To stream the Impossible Stream
Ten yards, that's the breadth of my goal
To reach that unreachable distance
To practice and gain more control..
To spray with a pressure so strong
To reach where no-one's reached before
To strive from the depth of my bladder
To build with the liquid I store..
This is my quest, though I know it's far
Don't tell me it's hopeless, I'll be a pee star
To strain and attain
To be up to the role..
To desire the gold
Like an athlete with his vaulting pole..
And I know, I shall never give up
Draw and focus my zest
Afterwards, I'll lie peaceful and calm
With my penis at rest
Then at last, I'll have pride in my soul
This one man, scoffed by skeptics galore
Has peaked with his last ounce of urine
And reached the unreachable shore
It shines, in my eye, vict'ry's gleam
I've streamed the Impossible Stream !
And the world will be better for this
'Cause one man, with a prostate enlarged,
Bore down, so determined to conquer
Drew deep from the pit of his charge
Right here from the roof of my home..
I've streamed....the....Imposs....i.....ble.....Streeeamm !
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