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Song Parodies -> "Goth Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"Blue Christmas"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Goth Christmas"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I'll have a Goth Christmas this season
It'll be a cool Yuletide in fashion.
Jack - O - Lanterns and bones deck the branches of green
I'm saving money with what's left from Hallowe'en.

And when those long nighttimes start falling
That's when the black ravens come calling.
It'll be apropos with some tales by Poe
I'll have a cool, trendy, Goth Christmas.

(pipe organ solo)

Santa Claus will be seen in a black limousine
Let's all have a Gothic Christmas.

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John Barry - June 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Unseasonable funny. Loved apropos. . .Poe,
alvin - June 25, 2008 - Report this comment
fun concept...dug it
lilGothCakes - June 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir 2Eagle, I love this ditty! You combined my 2 favorite holidays, H'ween & Xmas ! Clever idea to save the orange decorations so. . . " I'll have an Orange Xmas that's certain, with my strong Cowboy I'll be flirtin' . . . .
Spoof-Man - June 25, 2008 - Report this comment
I'm not to goth to say wsith emotion that this parody waw AWSOME!!!!!
2Eagle - June 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, John, alvin, LilGoth and Spoof. I forgot the part about spider webs instead of tinsel and a tarantulla on top.
Guy - June 27, 2008 - Report this comment
2-E. Kind of reminds me of the "Futurama" episode that featured the very evil Robo-Claus, and especially Santa in a Black limo. That is more like Mob-o claus. Nice write.

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