A little less constipation, a little more crappin’ please
All this built up feces just isn’t comforting me
A little less wait, a little more fart
A little less fight and a little more fart
Close your mouth and start your grunts, and let your poop go free
Let your poop go free

I’ll just close my eyes and then I’ll quickly start squeezing
Sitting on the crapper, oh gee
It’ll be a long night if this don’t start coming
Could be sitting here all night, but oh please

A little less constipation, a little more crappin’ please
All this built up feces just isn’t comforting me
A little less wait, a little more fart
A little less fight and a little more fart
Close your mouth and start your grunts, and let your poop go free
Let your poop go free


Come on man, I’m real tired of waiting
Come on come out, and I’ll get flushing
Come on, come on
Come on, come on
Come on, come on
Don't procrastinate, don't articulate
Oh, it’s getting late, my show is on at eight

A little less constipation, a little more crappin’ please
All this built up feces just isn’t comforting me
A little less wait, a little more fart
A little less fight and a little more fart
Close your mouth and start your grunts, and let your poop go free
Let your poop go free