The brew'ry threw a party on St. Patrick's date
So, all of it's employees could celebrate
Handed out ice buckets with a lotta' frosty Buds
And all night long we're suckin up them suds..
Got crocked,
Everybody got crocked..
Couldn't leave 'cause all the doors were locked
And we emptied that Alehouse Stock..

Sally Ryan done a sexy strip tease dance
Clancy got excited and he dropped his pants
Then, Uncle Stu coaxed Betty Lou behind the bar
The bar began to rattle..think they went too far..
Got crocked,
Everybody got crocked..
No one left, we had the doors all locked
We deleted that Alehouse Stock..

I squinted at my watch the hands said five-o-one
Neighbors called police to try to stop our fun
Told them it was a party for the company..
Cops pocketed their badges, drank two or three..
Got crocked,
Everybody got crocked..
No one left, we had the doors all locked
Cleaned up all of that Alehouse Stock..

Yeah, we sucked up all that Alehouse Stock..