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Song Parodies -> "Alehouse Stock"

Original Song Title:

"Jailhouse Rock"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Alehouse Stock"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

The brew'ry threw a party on St. Patrick's date
So, all of it's employees could celebrate
Handed out ice buckets with a lotta' frosty Buds
And all night long we're suckin up them suds..
Got crocked,
Everybody got crocked..
Couldn't leave 'cause all the doors were locked
And we emptied that Alehouse Stock..

Sally Ryan done a sexy strip tease dance
Clancy got excited and he dropped his pants
Then, Uncle Stu coaxed Betty Lou behind the bar
The bar began to rattle..think they went too far..
Got crocked,
Everybody got crocked..
No one left, we had the doors all locked
We deleted that Alehouse Stock..

I squinted at my watch the hands said five-o-one
Neighbors called police to try to stop our fun
Told them it was a party for the company..
Cops pocketed their badges, drank two or three..
Got crocked,
Everybody got crocked..
No one left, we had the doors all locked
Cleaned up all of that Alehouse Stock..

Yeah, we sucked up all that Alehouse Stock..



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TJC - October 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Very tasty... you have a true genius for storytelling in song... surely your own Wikipedia entry can't be far off!
AFW - October 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you much, TJC...appreciate your votes and kind comments
Ann Hammond - October 06, 2007 - Report this comment
yeah!
AFW - October 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Ann
Tommy Turtle - October 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Gosh darn, I missed that party! 555 (oops, you expect an intellectual comment. OK.) Loved staying so close to the OS with "rock"/"crock".
alvin rhodes - October 06, 2007 - Report this comment
a toast to your excellent parody
AFW - October 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, TT..I never realized you worked at the brewery...and thank you much, alvin
PMS - October 07, 2007 - Report this comment
I drank this up
Andria - October 07, 2007 - Report this comment
AFW, if you drink too much beer, your liver will turn hard. Anyhow, great job, as always. 555
AFW - October 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, PMS...and thanks, Andria..These days anything hard is welcome..
Andria - October 07, 2007 - Report this comment
To anyone who reads this parody: The woman named Andria who wrote the Destiny's Child and Shakira parodies some time ago is NOT me. I write parodies based on good music, and since I have a special connection to "Airfarcewon", I put my notice on the comment list of one of AFW's parodies.

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