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Song Parodies -> "I Need Help When I Make Love To You"

Original Song Title:

"I Can't Help Falling In Love With You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"I Need Help When I Make Love To You"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

You must weigh
'Bout a thousand ten..
So, I need help when I make love to you
On our date,
Brought a dozen men
'Cause I need help when I make love to you..

Like a whale that's beached
Trapped beyond the sea
Things are hard to reach
Lap folds....count forty three..
By my side,
There's a logging crew
'Cause I need help when I make love to you..
Yes, I need help when I make love to you..

Int-er-net,
was our meet-ing place
Now, I need help when I make love to you
Lap top set,
only showed your face
Learned I'd need help when I made love to you

Richard Simmons called,
Jerry Springer, too
Moved your bedroom wall
Just to get to you...
Your one leg's
larger than Shamu
So, I need help when I make love to you
Yes, I need help when I make love to you...

Like a whale that's beached
Trapped beyond the sea
Things are hard to reach
Lap folds... there's forty three
We were wed,
kept the logging crew
'Cause I need help when I make love to you
Yes, I need help when I make love...to....you




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alvin rhodes - November 27, 2006 - Report this comment
my favorite of the day...mammothly funny
Song Title cop - November 27, 2006 - Report this comment
The correct title of the original song is "Can't Help Falling In Love." But hey, this is good stuff, so i would like to 5,5,5 it.
Yoidy - November 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Bet she weighs 555!
Rex - November 27, 2006 - Report this comment
It's good to see you tackling weighty issues. 555 laughs.
AFW - November 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, STC, Yoidy, and Rex
carol - November 27, 2006 - Report this comment
ROTFLMAO!! 555
Red Ant - November 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Redefining BBW to "Big, Beached Whale", eh? Not sure what to make out of this one: it's funny, but OTOH I'm glad I haven't eaten dinner yet. Would a 555 be too light for you? lol
AFW - November 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Carol, and Red Ant...reference to BBW..good one..
Agrimorfee - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
As Chris Bodily TM might say, "This is HUGE!" 555
John Barry - August 29, 2012 - Report this comment
A little late: I love it!
Peregrin - August 30, 2012 - Report this comment
A massive piece of work AFW.
lifeliver - August 30, 2012 - Report this comment
I followed the trail here by above commenters. Hilarious. Can't beat fat jokes. Oops, er, thin ones are good too, and average-build ones. Love that bridging chorus. Can't help picturing Elvis doing this when he was really big (around '76).
Peter Andersson - July 02, 2016 - Report this comment
It took me ten years to unzip this page - glad I did though - big fat fives!

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