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Song Parodies -> "Beavers Got Rabies"

Original Song Title:

"Viva Las Vegas"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Beavers Got Rabies"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

sit down sonny, gonna set you straight
i have knowledge you require
see, this ol' world is funny...there's plenty to learn
cause some odd things can transpire
there's a thousand little critters...livin' out there
and if you're hikin''d best take care
cause some have diseases...they'd love to share
beavers got rabies...beavers got rabies

how i could ignore
but 'bout twenty four showed up yesterday
when i blinked my were forty more
i hate those creeps...i hurried away
oh, they're jet black and homely with a paddle tail
and if one gets pissed'd better bail
cause all these guys are rabid...and they're on your trail
beavers got rabies...beavers got rabies

beavers got their jaws a-crashin'
and those pointed teeth a-gnashin' hope will remain
beavers got rabies...stay away when its night time
even when its daytime
if you're bit just once
you'll never be the same again

you gotta keep on the run
you gotta keep near your gun
better stay away from that slime
if you're cornered, give 'em hell
but always remember
they could nip you any time
you end up bitten
you will need a shot
get the disease
you will ail a lot
maybe go to heaven
if this bug is caught
beavers got rabies...beavers got rabies rabies

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Rick C - September 30, 2006 - Report this comment
A great lesson about messin' with beaver. The King would be proud! :-) 555
Kristof Robertson - September 30, 2006 - Report this comment
I've sworn off beaver for this very reason. Delightfully goofy. 555
TJC - September 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Great one... and learned something too... I knew about lycanthropy... but beav-dam-thropy was a new one! I'd like to see a top notch Elvis impersonator get his teeth into this one!
The Charnstar - September 30, 2006 - Report this comment
They do? Why wasn't I taught this lesson 4 years ago... I'm screwed... 5-5-5
Spoof-Man - September 30, 2006 - Report this comment
To good no to miss!!
Lionel Mertens - October 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow alvin! What kind of airplane glue have plane glue have you been huffing? 5's
PMS - October 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Geez I can't believe no one has said "dam good parody"! So I will.
2Eagle - October 01, 2006 - Report this comment
I agree that's a dam good parody. Are they werebeavers?
alvin rhodes - October 02, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks rick kristof TJC charnstar spoofman lionel PMS and 2eagle

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