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Song Parodies -> "Cremation"

Original Song Title:

"Green Acres"

Original Performer:

Eddie Albert/Eva Gabor

Parody Song Title:

"Cremation"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

EDDIE:
Cremation is the death for me
I don't want to fertilize a tree
I think that all dead flesh should burn
Keep your burial, give me that ash in urn

EVA:
New earth is where I'd rather be
I want a headstone over me
I just adore the family plot
Keep your matches
The fire gets way to hot

EDDIE: Do-do-do-do No worms!
EVA: Do-do-do-do No burns!
EDDIE: Do-do-do-do Charcoal!
EVA: Do-do-do-do Big hole

EDDIE: You are my death
EVE: Goodbye smokey breath

BOTH: Cremation do or die.....
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Pacing: 4.2
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Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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Tim Hall - October 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice job!
Royce Miller - October 09, 2003 - Report this comment
5's for originality--
Guy DiRito - October 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Very original and excellent and well paced with the original. This is one of those little gem parodies that come along every once in a while.
Claude Prez - October 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Perfection. Didn't waste a syllable.
Jonathan C. - October 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Never had a song about cremation before. But the way Eddie Albert is going, he may not need it for awhile. RIP Eva though.;(
Meriadoc - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment
That was hilarious! Good job!
Phil Alexander - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Dead good ;-)
Spaff.com - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Guy said it just right. Thanks for bringing out your dead.
Peregrin - October 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Great work Rick! If I were Eddie Albert, any option to get away from Eva Gabor would have been acceptable!
Wild Man - October 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Thought provoking and comical, nice work!
Larry G - May 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Since i didn't care for that show..i applaud your parody..a big 5

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