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Song Parodies -> "New Kid's a Clown"

Original Song Title:

"New Kid In Town"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"New Kid's a Clown"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

There's someone to meet, from family McDonald
Mom was expecting, now the kid is finally due
Born down the street, he looks like his father
Got that weird white face, and that mop of red hair, too

Ronnie born nat'ly, the new kid's a clown
Everybody sees him, and pounds the fries down

You look in his eyes, and deserve a break today
More advertisements, here we go again
But after awhile, your eatin' begins to weigh
It's those clogged up hearts that never mend

Ronnie born nat'ly, the new kid's a clown
Will you still eat there, when you get real round?
There's so many shakes that you should just pass dude
But day after day, those burgers amass dude
Just roll on in for more fast food

They're on every street, you must be reminded
Fat and you keep getting fatter, you're just a pawn
You waddle away, butt your still there behinded
They will always replace you, and their old spokesperson icon

He is loved greatly, yes that new kid's a clown
Every child loves him, don't they?
Now he's on the tube, and you're eating ground
Oh thigh, oh thigh
Yes that new kid's a clown
You grew
Yes that new kid's a clown
You grew
Everybody's gawkin' at the new kid, the clown
Everybody's hawkin' like the new kid, the clown


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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Poopie Long Stocking - May 22, 2006 - Report this comment
60s?? I thought TOS was from the 70s. ??? Oh well, you write nice parodies, Rick, so I plan on giving you a perfect 5,5,5 vote.
Royce Miller - May 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Your usual top notch parody, Rick. Interesting to read.
Phil Alexander - May 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Songs that make you go.. mmmmm :-)
carol - May 22, 2006 - Report this comment
three 5's and a bag of fries
Michael Pacholek - May 22, 2006 - Report this comment
In the immortal words of the Cookie Monster, "Dat was da-lish-us! Ha ha!" As for the decade policemen, Rick doesn't do it all for YOU!
Cigaweed - May 22, 2006 - Report this comment
There are no decade policemen here; do you see any commentators under the name "Decade Policemen" or "Decade Police" or anything of the like? If you don't, then it doesn't apply. By the way, my favourite sitcom of the 1960s (which is NOT the decade in which the original came out, as Poopy said) is the Penis Van Lesbian show.
MrMacphisto - May 22, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL... 5-5-5
Larry Hensley - May 23, 2006 - Report this comment
JHTOS (Just heard the original song), and this is hilarious stuff, 555s
Rick C - May 23, 2006 - Report this comment
You deserve a shake today. 555
Bob Konigsberg - May 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Scary Rick! 5's

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