-> "I'm Always Gonna Cheer For You...Maybe...If You Win..."
Original Song Title:
"I Only Want To Be With You"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Always Gonna Cheer For You...Maybe...If You Win..."
The Lyrics
I am your most devoted fan, I love you so
I’d follow you through anything: rain, ice or snow
‘Cause you are the best team, I’ve ever seen
Your quarterback’s the star of all my wildest dreams
No matter what you do
I’m always gonna cheer for you
I’ll overlook the fact your wideout dropped the ball
I’m sure that there was interference, WHERE’S THE CALL?
Though no one is perfect, you’re still the best
I’d put my money on you in ev’RY contest
Through thick and thin I’m true
I’m always gonna cheer for you
Wait just a second here
Did you run instead of pass?
Run-ning back’s got nowhere to go
The D-line just kicked his ass
I gotta say it
I’ve been cheering for this team since who knows when
So I don’t wanna have to throw my fan towel in
But you can’t expect me to stick around
If ev’ry time you throw the ball it hits the ground
One more sack and I’m through
Not sure if I can cheer for you!
(instrumental)
Whoa-oh-oh…what is the freaking deal?
My nephew’s team could break your line
I’ve ne-ver seen a team so bad
You all stink like rotten swine
A buncha losers
If we lose another game I’ll tell you what
I’ll meet you in the locker room and kick your butt
Worse than The Replacements
And now I’m sick
Your special teams screwed up our last point after kick
I’ll bid you all adieu
I’m never gonna cheer for you
Oh wait a minute, game winning pass you threw?
Oh, now I’m gonna cheer for you!!
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