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Song Parodies -> "I'm Always Gonna Cheer For You...Maybe...If You Win..."

Original Song Title:

"I Only Want To Be With You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dusty Springfield

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Always Gonna Cheer For You...Maybe...If You Win..."

Parody Written by:

Arwen

The Lyrics

A ballad for all those fair-weather fans out there...
I am your most devoted fan, I love you so
I’d follow you through anything: rain, ice or snow
‘Cause you are the best team, I’ve ever seen
Your quarterback’s the star of all my wildest dreams

No matter what you do
I’m always gonna cheer for you

I’ll overlook the fact your wideout dropped the ball
I’m sure that there was interference, WHERE’S THE CALL?
Though no one is perfect, you’re still the best
I’d put my money on you in ev’RY contest

Through thick and thin I’m true
I’m always gonna cheer for you

Wait just a second here
Did you run instead of pass?
Run-ning back’s got nowhere to go
The D-line just kicked his ass

I gotta say it

I’ve been cheering for this team since who knows when
So I don’t wanna have to throw my fan towel in
But you can’t expect me to stick around
If ev’ry time you throw the ball it hits the ground

One more sack and I’m through
Not sure if I can cheer for you!

(instrumental)

Whoa-oh-oh…what is the freaking deal?
My nephew’s team could break your line
I’ve ne-ver seen a team so bad
You all stink like rotten swine

A buncha losers

If we lose another game I’ll tell you what
I’ll meet you in the locker room and kick your butt
Worse than The Replacements
And now I’m sick
Your special teams screwed up our last point after kick

I’ll bid you all adieu
I’m never gonna cheer for you

Oh wait a minute, game winning pass you threw?
Oh, now I’m gonna cheer for you!!


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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 14

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Matthias - August 29, 2011 - Report this comment
So many votes and so few comments. This one was great Arwen. I really loved the idea behind this one but out of sake of curiosity I wonder what your other parody idea was.
Old Man Ribber - August 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Arwen - A gem! ;D
Arwen - August 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Matty...thanks...=) My other angle is also about football...(I have football on the brain big time right now!)...but from a very non-athletic person's point of view, who is trying out for the team anyway...
Arwen - August 29, 2011 - Report this comment
OMR...thanks so much! We must have been submitting comments at the same time. I certainly wasn't ignoring you!! :)
Wendy Christopher - August 30, 2011 - Report this comment
....Aaaand that right there is why I'm not a sports fan - I'm too disinterested to even be fickle! ;^) But I really loved this parody, Arwen - perhaps I can aspire to fickledom. Unlke your ex-team, I give this a 555!
The fairest of them all - September 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Here's the skinny on FWF's: we are basically losers who've never accomplished squat, so we live vicariously thru our team. Fickle, frustrated, and f****d up, we're a sorry lot!
Porfle Popnecker - September 08, 2011 - Report this comment
This one scored a touchdown and an extra point.
Matthias - September 08, 2011 - Report this comment
Listening to the original song I totally dug this one Arwen. Totally has your voice in it especially with lines like: "I’ll meet you in the locker room and kick your butt" HILARIOUS! And I can totally relate although I don't like football I've dealt with my share of this and friends who act like this in other sports as well.
Andria - September 08, 2011 - Report this comment
(Ages Round 1, 2011) Good work, as said on another Ages Round 1 entry, not knowledgeable about American football, but you still deserve fives, and it's a classic Arwen piece even with the subject different than normal. 5s.
Jeff Reuben - September 09, 2011 - Report this comment
Clearly not a Wyoming fan. Or a Terps fan. Unless it's because of those beautiful new uniforms. Funny concept, I like!
Christie Marie M - September 10, 2011 - Report this comment
(Ages R1 '11) Welcome back, Arwen! In relation to this parody you wrote, I used to feel the same way with the Buffalo Bills, NY Yankees, NY Jets, Dallas Cowboys, and other teams likely to lose. Here's a cheer for you: "Arwen, Arwen's, got some jives, Arwen, Arwen's got three 5's!" Woooooo!!!!
Blaydeman - September 11, 2011 - Report this comment
(AofA) Arwen I cheer for you every time I read one of your fantastic parodies. Awesome, awesome, awesome!
Arwen - September 15, 2011 - Report this comment
Wendy...=) Thanks a bunch. My problem, I think, is that I care TOO much...it's not like these wins or losses are going to change my life...but I act like they do.

TFOTA...haha! FWFs drive me nuts, truth be told. Love your team, people. LOVE them. Even if your wide receiver boyfriend gets cut...you stay true to your team and cheer them on...oh wait...I think I'm just talking to myself now. ; ) Thanks!

Porfle...haha...hooray! (I was hoping for a 2 point conversion, but the PAT will do...; )...)

Matty... =) I don't understand the part of your comment where you said you don't like football. That's greek to me...but I love you anyway. xoxo

Andria...thanks very much!

Jefferoo...thanks, buddy! I think you might be at the airport right now. As I type. Soon to be in an airport closer to me. And I'm sad I'm not going to be there, too. =(

Christie MM...wow...I pretty much hate all the teams you just listed...in fair weather or foul. Haha. But I love your cheer! Three 5s for you!!

Blaydeman...yay! Thank you!!!
Abbott Skelding - September 17, 2011 - Report this comment
Never heard the OS before, but your lyrics went with it perfectly! As a fan of the Michigan Wolverines, I know what it's like to be there thick and thin haha Great work!
D-Mon - September 20, 2011 - Report this comment
The hardships of a die-hard. It's a long and thankless road sometimes. Stay strong Arwen. Great job!
bobpiecheese - September 21, 2011 - Report this comment
(Ages3) Despite not giving two craps about sport, I can still get behind this parody since this mentality is seen often in the Transformers forums I frequent (all one of them, admittedly, but you get the idea). Fan-tastic parody here, 555 cheers!
Leo Jay - March 15, 2012 - Report this comment
Hilarious. Love the OS, and this is hilarious.

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