It doesn't matter where I go or what I do
Each time I turn the corner I run into you
Makes me uneasy--don't like your style
You ought to be committed for a little while

Your comments are taboo
I don't like being stalked by you

I don't know why you don't get it when I say "no"
Don't like your songs about you sucking on my toe
I hate your advances, can't you see?
I need the law to help keep you away from me

My face is your tattoo
I don't like being stalked by you

Each time you smile at me--never give you half a glance
Don't you think you'll set off alarms by chasing me with no pants?

Now listen buddy!
I just gotta say that I'm sick of your stare
You make me feel as if I'm not safe anywhere
I look out and see you perched in my tree
You're up there with my ex-boyfriend's Plasma TV

I know you stole my shoes
I don't like being stalked by you

Please stop annoying me--like a boil I want to lance
No, I'm not falling for your charms--I don't want a free lap dance

I'm beggin' buddy!
I don't want to have to get a bodyguard
Don't want to hear that knowing me has made things hard
Now each time I see you, I want to flee
I shouldn't have to hide under my desk, you see

You make me want to spew
I don't like being stalked by you

I'm now learning Kung Fu
I don't like being stalked by you