-> "You're a Weird One, David Lynch"
Original Song Title:
"You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch"
Dr. Seuss special
Parody Song Title:
"You're a Weird One, David Lynch"
You're a weird one, David Lynch
You make those eyeballs peel
When you made those oddball movies
At "Eraserhead" we squeal
You're a mad director
There on every film reel
Made a monster, David Lynch
Dennis Hopper as the lead
Him suckin' down the vapor
Now a substitute for weed
That "Blue Velvet" was a hoot
Isabella might just go bleed
You're a wild one, David Lynch
Yes, especially at heart
Laura Dern when she was teenage
What a hottie in that part
Given the choice to view a video
I'd take a film with much less "style"
You're a strange one, David Lynch
You took old Herbert's "Dune"
Made a lengthy, sandy bore
The worm were done with good FX
But pacing was real poor
The third part was barely acted
Sang not a note: Sting, Stank, more
You're a puzzler, David Lynch
Made a gray elephant man
That was hard to understand
Hard to be a movie fan
Your films are an appealing head trip overbearing
With the most disjointed assortment of disposable actors imaginable
Angled up and tangled up in plots
You twin peak pique me, David Lynch
With a series we go "What?"
And a crooked jerky timeline
And emotions under wrought
You're a director that no doubt that makes no profit
And still you're sought
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