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Song Parodies -> "You're a Ferengi, Mr. Quark"

Original Song Title:

"You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch"

Original Performer:

Dr. Seuss

Parody Song Title:

"You're a Ferengi, Mr. Quark"

Parody Written by:

Michael McVey

The Lyrics

You're a Ferengi, Mr. Quark.
You're really are a pig!
You're as cuddly as a Horta,
You're as charming as the Borg.
Mr. Quark,
You're an M-13 salt monster
With a greasy pet Slorg!

You're a monster, Mr. Quark.
Your heart's a big black hole.
Your brain is full of Tribbles,
You've got Khan's own very soul.
Mr. Quark,
I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine light year pole!

You're a vile one, Mr. Quark
You have nanites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick Suliban.
Mr. Quark,
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick Suliban!

You're a foul one, Mr. Quark.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is like the Klingons,
Your soul is full of Q.
Mr. Quark.

The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Pe-yugh!"

You're a Romulan, Mr. Quark.
You're just as bad as Lor!
Your heart's a rotten bottle
of bad Klingon ale,
Mr. Quark.

Your soul is an apalling space dump overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You disgust me, Mr. Quark.
With a gale of super gust!
You're a crooked Andorian
And you run a crooked bar.
Mr. Quark.

You're a three decker radioactive waste
With arsenic sauce.
2004 Michael W. McVey

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 1

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Johnny D - January 02, 2004 - Report this comment
You're a Star Trek geek, McVey
And know that I'm one too
I once went to a convention
As Landru's robed Lawgiver,
Yes, I did

I admit that I'm more geeky
Than a Vulcan kid who mind-melds with himself !

Michael Pacholek - January 02, 2004 - Report this comment
This one jumped out at warp speed, but your dilithium began to decrystallize about halfway through. You can do better than this. Make it so.
Joelle - January 02, 2004 - Report this comment
That was pretty good!
Jessy Leppert - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Adagio - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Really liked this one!! 5's
Spock - February 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Parody is logical but still quite irregular.

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