-> "I Have a Teddy Bear that Moos"
Original Song Title:
"I Say a Little Prayer for You"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Have a Teddy Bear that Moos"
The Lyrics
I'm starting to break up
Maybe I'm in need of shake up
I have a teddy bear that moos
This tome of a bear, now
I swear it's a bear with flair, wow
I have a teddy bear that moos
Forever it's clever, it came from K-Mart
And it thrills me through
Moreover, it 'low'erd, in the shopping cart
And winked at me too
Be leather or feathers, to perfect degree
Cop-ies voices new
My brain is a milkshake of glee!
My health you discuss, dear
My slide has left you nonplussed, dear
I have a teddy bear that moos
I tell you "My bear mimes"
And you say "It's loony-bin time"
And then my teddy bear I'll lose
This tedder endeavors, to play a big part
Mimic skill exudes
A plover, or rover, a dove or a hart
Oh it will mock too
But bov' is it's opus, it's udderly free
When it starts to moo
Good teddy must not take from me...
(I have a teddy bear that moos)
(I have a teddy bear that moos)
I never will sever, from Urso sweetheart
Tho' you say must do
A vexer, perplexer, he surely is smart
Oh he in-forms too
An aider, abettor, he told me your pleas
Are just jea-lous ruse
And told me to poison your tea
My darling deceived me
For the bear is great fun
It moos.....
He loves me true
Had enough of you
Cancel my bear?
How I love his moo
You tried to cancel my bear
You know Teddy says, to slay you unaware
I said he'll stay, he'll stay my special bear
(fade)
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