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Song Parodies -> "Elegy to Dead Dot-coms"

Original Song Title:

"Abraham, Martin and John"

Original Performer:

Dion

Parody Song Title:

"Elegy to Dead Dot-coms"

Parody Written by:

Christine Michaels

The Lyrics

(With apologies to Dion) Really intended as a sad song, not a funny one.
Anybody here seen my old friend AllAdvantage?
Can you tell me where it's gone?
Gave out a lot of money
but it seems dot-coms, they die young
Just clicked the hyperlink, and it's gone

Anybody here seen my old friend SwapIt?
Can you tell me where it's gone?
Exchanged a lot of CD's
but it seems dot-coms, they die young
Just typed the url, and it's gone.

Anybody here seen my old friend Imix?
Can you tell me where it's gone?
Sold a lot of music
but it seems dot-coms, they die young
Just visited the site, and it's gone.

Didn't you love the things that they sold us?
Didn't they have great deals for you and me?
And money for free.
Couldn't last, just wasn't meant to be...

Anybody here seen my old friend CyberRebate?
Can you tell me where it's gone?
I thought I saw it in a cyber-obituary
With all the other dead dot-coms.

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