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Song Parodies -> "Sit On A Happy Face"

Original Song Title:

"Put On A Happy Face"

Original Performer:

Dick Van Dyke (From 'Bye-Bye Birdie)

Parody Song Title:

"Sit On A Happy Face"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

I love a happy ending.
Somebody needs to cheer up
Sit on a happy face
Don't need to keep your rear up
Sit on a happy face

Take off the gaudy pants and be naughty
Stay for a while
You'll feel so good that you settled
On someone's big smile

Grab onto those big earlobes
Stick everything right in
Ask for a little rear probe
Hop up and down again
And get cheery-O's in a good place
Just sit on a happy face

Sit on a happy face
Sit on a happy face
And if you're feeling cross and skittish
Don't have a cow
Think of the delightful lickyity-splitish
Hop on there now

I knew a girl so uptight
She never got a "buzz"
She never got her butt-wiped
And it's all just because
Didn't find one to put in her place
So sit on a happy face
Just sit on a happy face

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Paul Robinson - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick, this one was mouth-watering. Hmmm...pretty suggestive I would have to say. Someone should give you a good tongue-lashing over this...but I'm NOT volunteering...5's
Royce Miller - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick, your title alone deserves (no, demands) notice.
Royce Miller - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick, this title is pretty catchy
Johnny D - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
And so it was
That later
As Rick Duncan told his tale
That his face at thirst lust mostly
Took a bite of
Lady's tail

555
Kristof Robertson - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
ooohhh the shame, the shame!! My eyes, my eyes!!! Brilliant 555
Jack Wilson - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job! 555!
Royce Miller - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick, sorry I didn't mean to repeat my comment--my error
John Barry - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
No woeful c[o]untenance here.
Agrimorfee - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Ooh, naughty, naughty! 555
Joelle - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
That was a good one! 5's!
M-Dawg - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
i thought it was stupid
M-Dawg-Not - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
thats becuz youre just a kid and dont get the joke
Ashkicksass - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
WOWZA!
alvin rhodes - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
i wanna see dick van dyke sing this one....no, not really, i just like using dick and dyke in the same sentence...5s

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