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Song Parodies -> "What The World Kneads Now"

Original Song Title:

"What The World Needs Now"

Original Performer:

Diana Ross

Parody Song Title:

"What The World Kneads Now"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

What The World Kneads Now,
Is more baked bread
Do away with war,
Let's make bread, instead

What The World Kneads Now,
Is more baked bread
A lot of dough and yeast,
To give the world a feast...

Lord, we don't need another bombing,
There are bombings, and killings
That ought to cease..
There are people with hunger,
Who could be fed, who should be fed
Food is the way to peace..

What The World Kneads Now,
is more baked bread
Do away with war,
Let's make bread, instead..

What The World Kneads Now,
Is more baked bread
A lot of dough and yeast,
To give the world a feast...

Lord we don't need another robbery,
And more shootings, kidnappings,
Please don't allow..
No more fires, disasters, or deadly storms,
Let's solve world problems with chow...

What The World Kneads Now,
Is more baked bread
Do away with war, and more..
Let's bake bread instead..

What The World Kneads Now,
Is just good bread,
A lot of dough and yeast,
To give the world a feast...now

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alvin rhodes - December 20, 2004 - Report this comment
nice message...5s
John Barry - December 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Yes, it is.
Meriadoc - December 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I applaud the sentiment, but it would never work. You could feed everyone in the universe and still we would have crazy dictators and extremists who want to kill us. The Saddams and Osamas of this world don't give a damn if people eat of not.. sad... 5's for trying though :-)
AFW - December 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, John, Alvin, and Meriadoc
MasonR - December 20, 2004 - Report this comment
A beautiful concept...make bread, not war. 555
AFW - December 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Mason
Peregrin - December 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey! I was told this was a Bread parody. Wait, it is! Well done

Merry, you barrel of laughs!
afw - December 20, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks Peregrin
Kristof Robertson - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Beautiful, AFW...simply worth 555
AFW - December 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Kristof

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