Song Parodies -> Baldness
| Original Song Title: | "April" |
| Original Performer: | Deep Purple |
| Parody Song Title: | "Baldness" |
| Parody Written by: | Andy Primus |
Baldness is a cruel time
Coz now my head will shine
But my curled locks haven't greyed
They just slowly fall away.
Still galls, my hair loss pain
Coz my mane's now down the drain
And I can't tell you quite why
But the problem is that...
They die, I've tried using glue
Can't lie, something I now rue
Ask why, why I feel such woe
I'll cry, nothing left to grow.
On my bonce, there's no style
Can't forget and can't smile
Coz I remember once again
And it drives me round the bend
I'm a baldy, funny say my chums.
For my hair, I have pined
A good wig, hope to find
But there is nothing to be done
Coz I'm now a figure of fun
And my toupee is the reason for this sight.
Can't lie, I've been feeling blue
They die, don't know what to do
Ask why, why it just won't grow
I'll cry, say that I don't know
I don't know.
Coz now my head will shine
But my curled locks haven't greyed
They just slowly fall away.
Still galls, my hair loss pain
Coz my mane's now down the drain
And I can't tell you quite why
But the problem is that...
They die, I've tried using glue
Can't lie, something I now rue
Ask why, why I feel such woe
I'll cry, nothing left to grow.
On my bonce, there's no style
Can't forget and can't smile
Coz I remember once again
And it drives me round the bend
I'm a baldy, funny say my chums.
For my hair, I have pined
A good wig, hope to find
But there is nothing to be done
Coz I'm now a figure of fun
And my toupee is the reason for this sight.
Can't lie, I've been feeling blue
They die, don't know what to do
Ask why, why it just won't grow
I'll cry, say that I don't know
I don't know.
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fit the lamentful tone of the OS well
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