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Song Parodies -> "Everybody Kicks The Bucket"
Original Song Title:
"Everybody Loves Somebody"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Dean Martin
Parody Song Title:
"Everybody Kicks The Bucket"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Everybody kicks the bucket, sometime
Everybody does the final dance
Even if you're froze like Disney
There's just a slim chance..
Everybody buys the big one, sometime
So, go out and party till you do
Life is way too short to worry,
Make your dreams come true..
You could be the guy who's diggin' ditches
You could be the big star in a show
You might be like Donald Trump with riches
But when "Old Reap" calls, hey pal, ya' gotta' go
I've just smashed into that damned bridge railing
Lost control, my S.U.V. went pow!
Lord, here comes a white light shining,
My sometime is now..
My sometime is now..
Everybody does the final dance
Even if you're froze like Disney
There's just a slim chance..
Everybody buys the big one, sometime
So, go out and party till you do
Life is way too short to worry,
Make your dreams come true..
You could be the guy who's diggin' ditches
You could be the big star in a show
You might be like Donald Trump with riches
But when "Old Reap" calls, hey pal, ya' gotta' go
I've just smashed into that damned bridge railing
Lost control, my S.U.V. went pow!
Lord, here comes a white light shining,
My sometime is now..
My sometime is now..
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Interesting thought.
love it...makes one wonder how the expression "kick the bucket" came into being....i remember some movie where a guy dies and literally "kicked a bucket" when he did...anybody remember what movie that was ?
This must be Philosophy Day as well... you and Philbo... a good thought for all of us to keep in mind. 555 -- two top-notch in one day, AFW.
In answer to Alvin's question, it was Jimmy Durante in "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World." Food for thought here.
Kick the bucket, and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more
Kick the bucket, and don't you come back no more
What you say?
Kick the bucket, and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more
Kick the bucket, and don't you come back no more
Kick the bucket, and don't you come back no more
What you say?
Kick the bucket, and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more
Kick the bucket, and don't you come back no more
Thanks, Royce...and alvin...yeah, I remember that..and thanks, TT. John, yeah, that was the movie...and thanks, Peter, good lines, there..
thanks john.....that was really bugging me
Funny. By the way, Walt Disney was never frozen.
I about died laughing
AFW, you're informashon is wrong. Walt Disney was never frozen
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