Song Parodies -> Everybody Kicks The Bucket

Original Song Title:	"Everybody Loves Somebody"
Original Performer:	Dean Martin

Parody Song Title:	"Everybody Kicks The Bucket"
Parody Written by:	Airfarcewon

Everybody kicks the bucket, sometime
Everybody does the final dance
Even if you're froze like Disney
There's just a slim chance..

Everybody buys the big one, sometime
So, go out and party till you do
Life is way too short to worry,
Make your dreams come true..

You could be the guy who's diggin' ditches
You could be the big star in a show
You might be like Donald Trump with riches
But when "Old Reap" calls, hey pal, ya' gotta' go

I've just smashed into that damned bridge railing
Lost control, my S.U.V. went pow!
Lord, here comes a white light shining,
My sometime is now..

My sometime is now..

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Royce Miller - September 28, 2007 - Report this comment

Interesting thought.

alvin - September 28, 2007 - Report this comment

love it...makes one wonder how the expression "kick the bucket" came into being....i remember some movie where a guy dies and literally "kicked a bucket" when he did...anybody remember what movie that was ?

Tommy Turtle - September 28, 2007 - Report this comment

This must be Philosophy Day as well... you and Philbo... a good thought for all of us to keep in mind. 555 -- two top-notch in one day, AFW.

John Barry - September 28, 2007 - Report this comment

In answer to Alvin's question, it was Jimmy Durante in "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World." Food for thought here.

Peter Andersson - September 28, 2007 - Report this comment

Kick the bucket, and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more
Kick the bucket, and don't you come back no more
What you say?
Kick the bucket, and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more
Kick the bucket, and don't you come back no more

AFW - September 28, 2007 - Report this comment

Thanks, Royce...and alvin...yeah, I remember that..and thanks, TT. John, yeah, that was the movie...and thanks, Peter, good lines, there..

alvin - September 28, 2007 - Report this comment

thanks john.....that was really bugging me

2:49 AM - September 28, 2007 - Report this comment

Funny. By the way, Walt Disney was never frozen.

PMS - September 29, 2007 - Report this comment

I about died laughing

Enos Bejesus - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment

AFW, you're informashon is wrong. Walt Disney was never frozen

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Song Parodies -> Everybody Kicks The Bucket

"Everybody Loves Somebody"

Dean Martin

"Everybody Kicks The Bucket"

Airfarcewon

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